"You really didn't have to come with me, Xander." Buffy began, "I'm just gonna bring hot-dogs to others. I really doubt that Spike's gonna attack me for that. That is, if he's in town at all."
"The guy attacked you at Parent-Teacher night, during Career Week, and the night of your birthday, why would he attack you while buying hot-dogs ?"
"Because my guess is, he doesn't buy hot-dogs !"
"You got my point. I'm gonna follow everywhere you go as long as we're here. You never know when this demon can attack you."
"I'm not the target here. Which bring out my point, which is that you don't have to follow me everywhere."
"What if I want to because I enjoy your company ?"
"You know what ? I give up. Follow me wherever you want just as long as I get to go to the bathroom by myself."
"You got it, Buff. Except that bathroom thing. Since we're in the same hotel room, there will be a time where we'll be in the bathroom at the same time."
"I say I've hit bottom."
"Nah, there's always a lower place."
"Here are your hot-dogs. Fifteen dollars, please."
"Here you go. Help me with this, Buff ?"
"Sure, let the Slayer carry the hot-dogs. I was wondering about something, how did we end up in the same hotel room again ?"
"Oz and Willow in one room, Giles in one, which leaves you and me in one room."
"But how come we didn't get one each ?"
"Think budget, Buffy."
"So, okay, we couldn't afford it, but why a double bed instead of two singles ?"
"I don't know ! Do you really expect me to know everything ? And why is staying in the same room as me such a problem for you ? Am I so hard to live with ?"
"No it's just that I'm kinda frustrated. I'm not used to sharing a room with someone. I'm not used to share a bed either !"
"Well..."
"Don't go there ! Anyway, we should be getting back, it's after dark. You never know when Spike's gonna attack, right ?"
"I knew you'd understand !"
What Buffy and Xander didn't know, was that Spike had been listening to the whole conversation. Yes, he was in New York, and was staying at the same motel as the Scooby Gang. After Buffy and Xander left, Spike followed them. He was planning on going for the attack the same night. He wasn't gonna kill Buffy, no, he was only gonna kill Xander for sleeping in the same bed as Buffy. Yes, Spike was in love with Buffy and awfully jealous of any man close to her. He waited till Xander and Buffy fell asleep and then he went into the room. First of all, he had to make sure that Buffy wouldn't jump on him to save Xander, so he used some chloroform to make her pass out and then put her on the floor. Then he jumped on Xander and started to strangle him. Of course, he woke up and tried to defense himself. Not much use in it. Then, after Spike was done killing Xander, he took Buffy and put her in his room, on his bed. Then we went directly to Willow and Oz's room to kill Oz. He made Willow pass out with chloroform, and strangled Oz as well. After that he started to have doubts. He wasn't sure about killing Giles since his love for Buffy was more a father/daughter love. But he thought: 'what the Hell' and just did it. Then he went back to his room to check on Buffy. She was awake, just sitting on the bed watching TV.
"So," Buffy asked, "Did you do it ?"
"Yes." Spike answered, "They're all dead."
"Was about time. I was wondering about something, pet. What if we killed Faith too ? I mean, I never liked this girl."
"Anything for you, luv. And I never liked her either. But should I just suck her dry or strangle her as the others ?"
"I don't know. No, wait, I've got an idea. You make me a vamp, and then I suck her dry !"
"My God, you're perfect ! You've got beauty, brains and even wickedness !"