by Tracy

"Okay, Angel, your turn now. Ask anyone." Xander said sitting on the love seat with Cordy.

"Anyone?" Angel asked and sat down beside Buffy on the couch.

"Yep."

Angel smiled evilly at Xander.

"Uh oh!"

"So, Xander, how many girls have you screwed?" Angel asked mockingly.

"I... uh... I... um... I don't have to answer that." Xander stammered.

"That's 'cause you can't." Buffy laughed.

"Alright then, I dare you to..." Buffy leaned over and whispered something in his ear. Angel smirked. "I dare you to dress in drag and do the hula."

"What!?!" Xander exclaimed. "I will not do that!"

"Oh, come on Xander. It's just a game," Oz said.

"But, I don't want to do it!" he whined.

"Don't be a wuss," Angel said.

"I am not a wuss. I'll do the damn dare."

Buffy jumped up off the couch. "Good. I have just the thing you can wear." She walked into the bedroom.

"What is she getting?" Xander asked worriedly.

Angel shrugged. "I don't know."

Buffy walked back into the room holding a old grandma type dress. "I was a old lady one Halloween. Good thing I saved the dress." She smiled and handed the dress to Xander. "Here."

Xander held the dress in front of him like a dirty diaper. "I have to were this?"

"Yes, now go change," Buffy answered.

Xander went into the bathroom. A few minutes later he walked out wearing the dress.

"Hey Grandma! What are you doing here?" Amy teased. "Your supposed to be dead."

"Oh look the witch made a funny," Xander said sarcastically. "Do I have to do this?" He asked turning to face Angel.

"Yes."

Xander walked to the center of the room. He waved his arms over his head and started to swing his hips. Everyone started laughing.

"Piece of advice, Xand? Don't quit your day job!" Willow managed to get out between giggles.

Xander's face turned beet red and he ran into the bathroom, which only made them laugh harder.

After a few minutes everyone calmed down. And Xander came back out of the bathroom wearing his normal clothes.

"Okay, I'm going to play referee and take my turn now. 'Cause we all know Xander going to pick Angel again." Amy said. "Buffy, of all the guys you kissed, who was the worst?"

"That's easy. Owen." Buffy answered.

"You kissed, Owen?" Angel asked.

"Yeah. Remember, I kissed him in front of you at the Bronze, a couple years ago, to make you jealous. Anyway horrible kisser. He slobbered and had bad breath."

"I thought you liked him." Willow said.

"Not really. Too boring for me. My turn now."

Buffy looked around the room at her friends trying to decide which one to pick. Her eyes landed on Cordy, who was quietly filing her finger nails.

"Cordy," she said cheerfully.

"What?" Cordelia whined.

"If you think we're such losers why do you hang with us?"

Cordelia sighed. "Because my so-called friends are spoiled selfish bitches, that only like me because I'm rich. And you guys like me for who I am."

"That's so sweet." Willow exclaimed.

"Cordy, your turn to ask someone." Oz said.

"Ask me, ask me." Amy cried.

"Didn't you already go?" Oz asked.

"Yeah, but I want to go again."

"Amy, how come, after everything that happened with you mother, your practicing witchcraft?" Cordy asked her.

"I don't know. One day I was going through mom's things and I found one of her old books and I just started read it, I guess. Which reminds me, Willow, what does a smidge of marnox root mixed with a virgins saliva do? 'Cause I forgot." Amy teased.

"You know what it does and I ain't sayin'."

"Oh come on Willow," Amy protested.

"I ain't sayin' it and you can't make me. Resolve face." Willow pointed to her face.

"Alright then I dare you to stand on your head and sing the chorus to TLC's song 'Waterfalls' three times."

"I can't do that!" Willow protested.

"Do what? Stand on your head?" Amy asked.

"No! Sing!"

"Oh come on Will. We promise not to laugh at you." Buffy promised.

"Okay. I'll try but if I break a window it's your fault." Willow walked over to the corner of the room and stood on her head.

She took a deep breath and started to sing, way off key. " 'Don't go chasing waterfalls, Please stick to the rivers and lakes that your used to, I know that you're gonna have it your way, or nothing at all, But I think your moving to fast. Don't go chasing waterfalls, Please stick to the rivers and lakes that your used to, I know that you're gonna have it your way, or nothing at all, But I think your moving to fast. Don't go'... Oh no! I'm gonna fall!"

With that Willow's legs fell forward and she landed on her face. "Ouch." She got up and turned to look at the others. "Please don't make me do it over. That was enough humiliation to last me a couple lifetimes."

"We'll let you off the hook this time, baby." Oz reassured her.

"Oh good 'cause the rooms starting to spin a little." Willow stumbled over to the chair Oz was sitting and sat on his lap. "My turn to ask you." She smiled sweetly at him.

"Be nice," Oz replied.

"You told me once that you weren't a virgin. I want to know who your first was.

"Are you sure you want me to answer that?" asked Oz.

"I think so." Willow replied.

"OK. The truth is I really know who she was. After one of the 'Dingoes' gigs, we went to a club and somebody spiked my punch. I started dancing with this girl, I don't know her name. Anyway I don't remember much after that. All I know is that I woke up in a strange bed with her, not wearing much of anything."

Willow frowned. "Oh."

"Don't look like that, baby. It didn't mean anything to me."

"This was before me, right?"

"Way before you. Don't be mad."

"I'm not mad." Willow said. "It was before me so I have nothing to be mad about."

"Oz, do you want to take your turn or do you guys want to watch movies or something." Buffy asked, changing the subject.

"I vote for movies," Oz answered.

"Yeah me too," Cordy said.

"Okay, movies it is then. 'Ever After' or 'Titanic'"

"'Ever After'." Willow answered. "I haven't seen that yet."

"Ever After's good, because if I have to sit through Titanic one more time I'm gonna go crazy" Angel agreed.

"Okay." Buffy got up off the couch and slipped the tape into the VCR.

Buffy shut the door behind her friends as they left. Angel walked up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"About time they left." Angel kissed the top of her head.

"Oh come on. It wasn't that bad. I had fun. I wouldn't have missed Xander doing the hula for the world." Buffy stepped out of Angel's arms and stared waving her arms above her head and shaking her hips, mocking Xander.

Angel laughed. "Your right about that. It was hilarious."

"Ring, ring," the phone shrilled.

"Oh, I'll get it." Angel walked over to the stand where the phone was sitting. "Hello?"

"Angel?" Giles asked over the phone.

"Giles! Hi." Angel replied.

"I'm, uh, not sure I want to, um, know the answer to this but...."

"Answer to what?" Angel asked.

"Um, why did you yell 'I'm the king of the world' when I drove by."

"Oh, that." Angel laughed. "Well Xander made us play truth or dare. I was dared to yell 'I'm the king of the world to a passing car, which just happened to be you. Sorry. So, how were the Monster Trucks?"

"They were very,um, different."

Angel chuckled. "Probably. Was there anything else you wanted?"

"Ah, no. Bye."

"Bye." Angel hung up the phone.

"Giles think your a freak now?" Buffy asked coming up behind him and wrapping her arms around his waist.

"Probably" Angel turned around to face her.

"Oh well. At least your my freak." Buffy stood on her tiptoes and kissed him gently on the lips.

"So you think I'm a freak to," he teased.

"Maybe." she teased him back.

"Oh really?" He kissed her playfully.

"Really." She kissed him back.

Angel pulled her closer to him, deepening the kiss.

Buffy pulled back and looked him in the eye. "Race ya to the bedroom," she said smiling.

The End!

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