by SuperS

It’s a dark Tuesday night. (Well, duh, it’s dark. Night is a dark time.) And there is a fresh grave. (I wonder what will happen next.)

All of a sudden a hand comes out of the ground. Then the rest of the body comes. It is a vampire! Eeeeeeeeeek! Then Buffy walks by and stakes it, while reading a fashion magazine.

The new vampire looks down surprised and then turns to dust. Meanwhile, Buffy doesn’t even notice that she dusted a vamp. And then heads to the Bronze.

"Hey Will, what’s up?", Buffy greets Willow

"Nothing much. Well, except Xander is throwing himself at Janice. Oh look, there’s her boyfriend!"

"Hi, Mad Dog!" Buffy calls out to the 6'6" guy, and giggles, "that’ll give Xander enough time to get away." When Xander hears Buffy call that out he slips away from Janice, just in time to miss a beating!

Meanwhile, Buffy’s thinking that someone is watching her from behind. Buffy turns around and sees Angel at another table. They make eye contact and then they head for the door. And Angel’s apartment for a long make out session.

The next day Xander is acting very strange. Like instead of walking, he’s down crawling on his hands and knees. And he’s picking his nose. Also, he’s saying things that don’t make sense, like, "Smelly hi, Willow. Me Cordy kiss kiss! Buffy Angel smooch smooch! Giles dumb dumb!"

While watching Xander, Willow thinks about him. She’s wondering what she ever saw in him. Willow then decided that she liked Oz the werewolf better. Much better!

Also, Giles is thinking that Buffy is doing a good job at slaying. Which is unusual because normally he thinks Buffy is a no good poof!

Then Buffy walks in. Giles then walks in to his office. Buffy and the Slayerettes start talking and before anyone knew what had happened they all hated each other! Even though none of them knew what happened to make them so mad.

Cordelia then walks in and starts talking not really caring that no one was listening to her. Cordy said that her hair was perfect and that they all had to go to the Bronze that night to see her new dress and shoes, she bought the night before.

Then Principle Snyder starts making the morning announcement over the intercom.

Out of the stacks comes Angel. "Hey everyone! Watcha do’in?" stepping in front of the huge open window that was letting all the light into the library. Everyone stared at him and finally Buffy said, "Angel you’re in the sunlight, and you’re not a pile of dust!"

"Oh yeah, I’m human!" Angel said casually.

"Goody! Angel Wangel is a human looman!" Xander said happily. Then everyone is quiet and stares at Xander. And Principle Snyder on the intercom finishing off the morning announcements by saying that the Bronze was closed for no reason.

Angel gives an expression of horror. Then everyone hears crying. They all turn to see where it’s coming from. There they see Giles bawling his eyes out so much about the Bronze. He is crying so hard that the room had filled up with his tears. And everyone is drowning, because none of them can swim. Well, except for Angel and Giles.

Angel then swims over to Buffy and brings her up for air. Angel then brings her over to a bookshelf and she sits on it. Angel swims over to Cordelia and grabs her. Cordy then grabs on to Willow so Angel can save both of them. Angel brings them over to the bookshelf. As he was rescuing them Giles had managed to be the tiniest bit smart and had stopped crying and swam over to the bookshelf.

Angel smiled then remembered Xander. He waited a minute before getting Xander. Angel didn’t really care if Xander died or not, neither did anyone else in that room. But Angel felt sorry for Xander’s parents, if he died they’d be sad so he saved Xander. Angel then took a deep breath of air and dived below. He opened the door that would take you outside. All of the water then went out. They all got down from the bookshelf. Buffy ran over to Angel "My hero!" she said before giving him a long kiss.

Then there was a huge flash of very, very, very bright pink light. When the light was gone Snyder walked in the library. "What the hell is going on here?" he yelled.

"Being mean is mean. Mean is like a dragon." Buffy said

"Nice is flowery." Cordelia said.

Angel then said, "look," he pointed at Snyder, "a puppy hater!"

" Bad, bad, bad! You bad dragon puppy hater! Bad!" They all chanted.

They had all gone insane! Even more insane then Drusilla!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeeeeee!" The ugly troll yelled, while running out of the place where the books live.

All of a sudden they all burst out laughing not knowing why. And it wasn’t their fault, they didn’t know they were insane!

Then they all went to watch Bambi in the Movie Theater. The slayer, ex-vampire, Watcher and the three Slayerettes all joined hands walking down the street. They then started singing:

They then lived insanely (but happily) ever after.

Now don't blame me for this I was on a buffy page and I have no idea what happened next. So blame the person who owns the site. But if you like it thanks!!!!!!!!!! Send feedback!!!!!!!

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