Chaos on Christmas
(Buffy Style)
by Cheeky

Part One

"Weee wiiish you a meeery chhrrristmas wee whisssh you a meeerrry chrissttmaaasss and a haaapppy neeew year..." the little blond three year old sung

"Cassandra shut up please!" Chase told his younger sister who was skipping around

"Good morning you two" Giles said he always has to watch them but he doesn't care "your mum and dad well be back in a little while"

Cassandra looked up to Giles "Giwells is mummy and daddy getting pregnet?" from that Giles choked on his coffee "what?"

Cassandra put her hands on her hips " you heard me are they getting pregnet?" Giles calmly sit down on the coach "no Cassandra they are not getting pregnet"

"They're just getting VERY happy!" Chaos informed which left Giles speechless that a 13-year-old would say that "NO! They are not getting happy"

Cassandra had to ask "Giles what does horny mean?"

Giles looked at Cassandra "where did you hear that?"

Cassandra played with her dolls "Daddy!"

Giles "never repeat what your father says any more!"

"it means your happy" Chaos said getting a glare from Giles "WHAT?" he rolled his eyes and sat down

"Case, go get ready ok!" Giles looked down at the three year old who was now in her room "you too Chase and brush your teeth!" he said to Chase who just now got in the shower

Leigh ran down stairs for just five she was hyper she ran and hugged her mom "Hi mommy!" she said to Cordelia who just woke up

"Hello sweetie" she said as she smiled at a younger image of her self

"Where is daddy?" she said "I don't know...Doyle?"

"Huh!!?" he said working on the computer still "oh never mind!" Cordelia said shacking her head "we are still going to Joyce's so Lee honey go get dressed" Cordelia said to her now hyper daughter who ran in her bed room as Doyle still was on AOL.

Cordelia sighed and walked off

"Whaaa!" "Shhh...be quiet it is Christmas"

"Anya I don't think he can be quiet Jordan is only four months old!" Xander said trying to calm down his wife

"Where going to see Grandma and Grandpa!" she said trying to make her son happy "Anya do you have the presents?"

"No I *don't* have the presents their in the car!"

"ok lets go" Xander said almost pushing Anya out of the house

Lexi walked over to the bathroom and sighed when she saw he younger brother Alex eating dirt again "Mom...Alex is trying to eat dirt again!!" just then Faith looked at her nine year old daughter then at her two year old son "Alexander no eating drit" She scooped him up and gave him to Scott "here you go" she said then she walked over to Lexi "Lexi go get dressed were going to be late for the plane you know we are the only ones that live out of state we have to reach the Manhattan air port by 7:00" Scott and Lexi growned but Alex just giggled

Michelle and Candace opened their gifts as the youngst Candace got a Britney Spears T-Shrit "thanks mom" the twelve year old said as she hugged Buffy "thanks dad" she huggs "your welcom Can-d-ace Candace" Buffy said "thanks Buffy" Michelle said being sixteen she thinks she is too old to say mom or mommy now she is saying their names "Michelle can you just say mom or dad?" Angel asked as he sat down next to his wife "Angel...that is so un cool to say your parents name as in mom and dad" Angel sighed

Maria was only fiveteen and she dyed her hair blech blond as always she dyes is every Christmas "mom...Maria is taking to long in the bathroom" whined Mandy well Amanda but every on calls her Mandy "Maria! Hurry up!" Willow said to her daughter not the oldst the oldst is William after Spike because he saved her and Oz actuely over the years they got a long Dru, Buffy, Cordy,Willow,Anya even Faith hung out they all had kids but Os and Willow had five "William Timathy Ozborn turn that music down" she said to the almost seventeen year old Mandy was only ten and Megan six while Daniel only one "ya'll get dressed!!!" she said then she gone back to the table to take a sip of coffee

"Ok did you get everything" Spike said to Drusilla as she was beggening to nodd but stoped then she said "I need to take one more thing" she ran and got Miss Edith and went into the car which Giles had to push her in because she hated cars then Cassandra wiggled as she claims seat belts hurt her stomache which Dru also got that in her mind but Spike was asleep and Chase had ear phones on so he could listen to "Kid Rock" so only Giles gets to hear "Are we there yet"from Cassandra and Dru "almost next time if you want to go somewhere get your OWN CAR!"

The bell rang on the Summers Resadence "why hello Faith and Scott" then two dark haired children came and gave and really loud hello "HI GRANDMA!!!!!" "why hi there Grampa Giles is on his way so want some cookies?" by that Lexi and Alex ran in there then Michelle and Candace greeted them and they went up stairs to talk and to play "ding dong" Joyce ran over and saw Giles behind him Chase who had his cap on back wards with a Chigago Bulls jersey and some bagy jeans while Cassandra had on a purple dresswith her hair in a half bun while curled as she ran up stairs so did Chase "Hi Drusilla,Spike" Joyce said with a smile "'ello" Spike said running after Drusilla who was now stalking some ones dog "oh why hello deerie!" Drusilla said then she and Spike walked over to Buffy and Angel with Faith and Scott

Faith: Oh hi!

Scott: why hello

Buffy and Angel: ::not looking at them one bit:: hi..

Candace: Hi anut Dru uncle Will ::stops to see a glare from Spike:: Spike and anut Faith and uncle Scott

Faith: hey C!

Scott: honey call her Candace

Faith: I mean Cand-dace

Candace: hi!

Spike: so how old are ya?

Angel: twelve turned twelve last June now turning thriteen and Michelle next year fourteen ::frouwns:: They are liking boys now *N SYNC and all ::sighs::

Buffy: ::huggs Candace:: my babies are growing up TOO FAST! ::moans::

Drusilla: my baby boy is liking girls he doesn't like us he says "your so un cool" ::makes a puppy moan::

Spike: Cass thinks boys have cuties still and Chase on the other hand is drooling over every so called "hottie" he sees even Michelle oh GOD ::panics because him and Michelle are in the same room alone and he remembers how he was like when he was Chases age:: OH GOD... CHASE! ::runs up stairs::

Buffy: ::huggs on Angel:: arn't you glade we can trust are children? :: Angels eyes got big::

Angel: um I need to go to the rest room bye-bye ::runs up stairs::

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