Title: Some Jedi
Disclaimer: Luke Skywalker and all the rest of the characters belong to
George Lucas. 
Author's Note: Ok...this is extremely short because I wrote it before
the bell rang in school. It is also my first attempt at humor..keep an
open mind. I'm used to writting drama or action. You can post this 
anywhere, just e-mail me.
Author: CaliistaS1@aol.com


	Luke woke to the sound of blaster fire just outside his door.
"Luke, get your lazy ass out here and help us!" Screamed Leia from outside.
	He jumped to his feet and grabbed his lightsaber from the table
at the side of his bed. When he emerged from his corridors, he saw 10
stormtroopers firing upon his friends. Without hesitation, he activated his
lightsaber and joined the brawl.
	He backflipped, kicked, sumersaulted, rolled to the right then to the
left. He suddenly dived forward then backflipped. He swung madly with his lightsaber
until finally he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.
	He turned to see an annoyed Leia, Han, Chewi, and Lando holding signs
saying 7.3, 6.3, 5.0, and 3.0. The stormtroopers lay dead on the floor.
"Nice going Jedi. Next time try to hit the bad guy and not just show off
your fucking backflips and summersaults." Han said with disgust. Luke
blushed.
	All four threw thier signs at him and stormed off
	Luke could barely hear Han say "I don't believe that guy! 
Some fucking Jedi Master...."