Here ya go. It's the story... of a lovely lady (doo dee doo)...
well, kind of. I wrote this shortly after the publication of _The Last
Command_, so it really doesn't take any non-Zahn stuff into account.
The tone lies somewhere between tastelessness and poignance, possibly
both at once depending on one's certain point of view (as they say).
Intro note dates from its initial posting on (pre-split) rass back in
'92 or whenever, and can be excised as necessary.

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	Warning-- the following story is not recommended for readers with a
strong sense of propriety, for several different reasons. First of
all, it's in Zahn's writing style (ick). Secondly, it involves implied
naughty bits. Thirdly, the subject matter took a dive into unexpected
territory, and I apologize to anyone whom the thirdly part offends. I
also cravenly grovel at Lucas, Zahn, and any of their lawyers who may
be on the net. 
	Yes, I wrote this, and I am sorry. I promise to get back to work on
the Arcadia novella instead of twiddly writing exercises like this
one. Now skip to the next article if you don't want to read the story,
okay?  


"A Jedi Craves Not These Things"
by Julie Lim

	Luke Skywalker parried his opponent's lightsaber again, the green
sizzle of photons inches from his throat. As Luke continued his swing
downward at her torso, Mara Jade span away with her usual dancer's
grace and leapt into the doorway. She landed in a feline crouch and
flicked her saber off. "Time," she called.
	Luke grinned. "Had enough practice for today?"
	"Time's up, that's all." She slanted her green eyes at him, smiling
as the session timer belatedly rang. "Besides, my hair was getting
into my eyes. You wouldn't want to win on such petty grounds, would
you?"
	"You're not *that* good yet," Luke said. Deactivating his own saber,
he took his shirt from the wrought-stone railing and wiped sweat from
his face. "You're learning faster than I did," he conceded, "but then
you had years of combat training here. Growing up on Tatooine, I never
had to go after anything more dangerous than a womprat. But you
haven't beaten me yet."
	They were on the roof of the Imperial Palace for their weekly bout of
saber practice. To the south, the Manarai Mountains were a distant
silver haze, moonlit snow beyond the lights of the Imperial City. But
though the high mountains might be covered with snow, it was high
summer everywhere else. Even at night, the heat was sultry; the
exertion of mock combat made it worse. Mara wore only a lightweight
halter and leggings, and resented them. Her braid was rapidly
unravelling, and she mopped stray strands off her shoulders. "I'll get
you next time," she said.
	Luke pulled his damp shirt back on over his trousers, but did not
fasten it. He joined her at the entrance to the building, feeling in
his pocket for the passcard. "You just might, if the weather stays
like this. Coruscanti summer's rough on a desert farmboy like me." He
swiped the card through the door's sensor and groaned in relief as a
gust of cool, dry air billowed out from the building.
	"Ten years off the farm and you still think of yourself that way?"
She closed the door firmly behind them, moving slowly while her eyes
adjusted to the interior lights.
	He was already halfway down the corridor to his own apartments. "I'd
still be milking vaporators every morning if my uncle never bought
Artoo and Threepio. Uncle Owen wasn't going to send me to the Academy,
and there was nowhere else to go."
	"Nowhere on Tatooine, you mean. You've gone a lot of other places
since then." She caught up with him at his door. "Next session's same
time next week, right?"
	"Right." He saw her hesitate. "Something on your mind, Mara?"
	"Just wondering if I could wash up a bit. It's a long trek back to my
apartments, and I don't want to be sweaty all the way there."
	He wiped his own face again, grimacing. "I know what you mean. Sure,
come in." 

*  *  * 

	 In the kitchenette, she wrung out a cloth in cold water and scoured
it over her shoulders. After a few attempts, she gave up trying to
salvage her tangled braid, and loosened out the entire mass for
rebraiding. As she combed it out with her fingers, Mara wrinkled her
nose. "What are you drinking?"
	"Hot cocoa," Luke said, lowering it from his face. It left a
half-circle of foam around his mouth, which he partially licked away.
"Want some?"
	She peered into the cup suspiciously, tucking her red-gold hair back
over her shoulder. "I thought I recognized the smell. Very poor
quality you've got there; the Imperial kitchens should be able to do
better than that."
	"They're not the Imperial kitchens any more," he gently reminded her.
Maybe not gently enough. She drew away and sat down on a chaise, her
face averted as she began to interlace her hair again. He didn't know
what to say to her at such times. Although Mara was no longer in the
Emperor's service, she had tried for years to fulfill the Emperor's
last command: "You must kill Luke Skywalker." She had won free of that
command only through an uncanny trick of fate.
	Since then, Mara had become Luke's comrade in arms and his student in
the way of the Force. But he was never sure whether she had become
reconciled to his destruction of the Emperor. Luke had not killed
Palpatine, as Mara had originally thought. Without Luke, though, Darth
Vader would never have broken away from his past evil, and destroyed
the man who had turned him to the Dark Side of the Force.
	"Mara," he said softly. "I know you were the Emperor's Hand for many
years, his trusted aide. But you know now about the cruelty he
unleashed across the galaxy, the years of terror and war. I don't
understand your devotion to a man you simply carried out orders for."
	Her head snapped up as she stared at Luke. Incredibly, her green eyes
were full of tears. "Is that all you think he meant to me?"
	As her question began to seep into Luke's mind, along with the
emotions boiling out of her with it, he dropped his cocoa onto the
counter. Her gaze drifted toward her hands in her lap as she continued
to speak.
	"I don't remember how old I was when he brought me to Coruscant, but
I grew up in a private wing of this palace. The Emperor was the
closest thing I had to a father, and he taught me everything I know.
You should understand this, of all people."
	Gingerly, he sat beside her. "Because of Vader?" he guessed.
	"Vader?" She shook her head. "No. You're my teacher now, you see.
Picking up my training in the Force where the Emperor left off. And it
hasn't been what I've expected."
	"Palpatine used the Dark Side of the Force."
	"Not just that." Taking a deep breath, she put one hand on his chest.
He could feel her fingers trembling against his skin, and his
heartbeat leaping against them.
	"Mara, what--" She leaned against him, pushing him back against the
chaise. Her mouth was soft against his, as soft as her touch sliding
down his body. "Mara?"
	Her voice was unexpectedly soft, too, but her face was wary. "Yes?"
	"What do you think you're doing?" Although he tried to sound as stern
as he could, it was not very effective.
	She looked down at him, her red-gold hair falling over one shoulder
onto his face. "You needn't sound so surprised, Skywalker. Or did you
expect me to think you were altruistic enough to teach me without
expecting anything in return?" Her hand continued down and found a
firm grip.
	He twitched. "What was I-- stop that, Mara-- supposed to be
expecting-- Mara, please--"
	"Please what? Stop?" He let out his breath in a shuddering gasp. "I
didn't think so," she said, and resumed kneading.
	"Yes, stop," Luke managed to say. She did. "Why do you think I expect
anything like this for teaching you?"
	"The Emperor did."
	He froze. Slowly, he pulled his way out from under her. When he got
his legs free, he sat down on the floor. "I thought you said he was
like a father to you."
	"Yes." He could not quite read her expression-- pain, longing, an
aching loneliness, something that was all of that and more. She
remained lying on the chaise, her face turned toward him and pillowed
on one hand. "He was the only family I had. I would have done anything
to make him love me back."
	"And did you?" He winced at the harshness of his own voice, but she
didn't seem to notice.
	"I did everything he asked of me. But it wasn't enough." Her gaze
flicked to him for a moment, then drifted away. "You Jedi are all the
same."
	Carefully, Luke put his hand on her back. It was his right hand, his
artificial one, and although the sensations through it were not quite
like his real one, he could still feel the heat rising off her skin,
smooth over her taut muscles. "Can't you understand how much the
Emperor used you? It was bad enough, just knowing he'd exploited your
skill with the Force. But this--"
	She shrugged, her shoulder flexing beneath his hand. "So I needn't
expect anything from you, then."
	"No, I'm saying I don't expect anything from you. Mara, can't you
understand?"
	"No, I don't understand," she suddenly snapped. She sat up in a
sudden whirl of motion, her hair flaring out about her. "What do you
want from me, Skywalker? If this isn't enough, what is?"
	He put his face in his hands. From behind them, he said, "Just one
question, Mara. How old were you when the Emperor first- -"
	"It was a regular part of training session, as far back as I
remember. You always wanted to know how I had such a close bond with
him through the Force. Why?"
	"Because it's not something a child normally does with her father, or
legal guardian. Or anyone. He abused your trust, Mara. And you." When
he lifted his face from his hands, his hazel eyes had darkened to
jade, echoing hers.
	He moistened his lips before continuing. "And it's not something a
teacher in the ways of the Force should expect of a student, either. I
think you should go now. I'll see you for sparring practice next week,
but I don't think we should speak of this again."
	Mara looked dazed. When he stood and held a hand out to her, she did
not move, so he helped her up. She swayed on her feet, so that he had
to hold her to keep her from falling.
	"Then--" she whispered, "everything I've ever learned-- everything--
is completely wrong."
	He managed a dry chuckle as he stroked her neck. "Oh, I wouldn't say
everything. But as your instructor, it would be unethical for me to
take advantage of you."
	"Take advantage?"
	Luke had to remind himself that Palpatine had deliberately distorted
her perception of justice and morality. "I'm in a position of
authority to you, as far as training goes. It wouldn't be right, and I
certainly don't expect or demand it of you." 
	They stood that way for several minutes, the honey-musk scent of her
hair rising all around him. After a while, she looked up at him
slantwise, her head still on his shoulder. "A pity, isn't it?"
	"Yes," he admitted, his voice low in his throat. "It is. But- -" He
closed his eyes as her hands slid up his back, bringing cool air in
their wake beneath his shirt. At the same time, her hips tilted
against his, pressing, circling.
	"Because really," she whispered against his skin, "there're no other
Jedi I can train with--" One hand slid down to his belt. "--To relieve
you of your burden of honor."
	Feebly, he protested, "Really, you needn't feel obligated--"
	"Is your opinion of yourself always this low, Skywalker?"
	He gave up. "You could at least call me Luke."
	With a sardonic curl of her tongue, Mara removed the last traces of
cocoa from his lips. "Luke." 
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