The Legend Continues...
Ray "Gun" Burnz

Back For More!
The Clan Ray Returns Once Again to the Homeland


Caption Wiener:
It's never gotten that big before...put the chicken suit back on (Jizm Q. Rizner)

Runner-Ups:
Now I remember where I put that gerbil! (John "Silver Bullet-Head" Wolfe)
Ray's reaction to the full body cavity search (Rayz Burnz)
Where's Waldo? (Monkey-Boy)
I'm sure glad I know a proctologist that makes house calls (Jizm Rizner)
A "friend" asked him to bring home a package from Columbia (Jizm...yet another one)
Parole denied! (Jizm...he's on a roll)
Chunky peanut butter and canola oil...two great tastes that go together (Jizm...yeah, a hard roll)
Never plug an American vibrator into a European electrical outlet (Jizm...slow work day?!?)
Can I be your running mate, Mr. Trump? (Jizm...really want that 'Bobbin' Head' doll, huh?)
I'm here for a ten o'clock interview (Jizm...enough already)
Go fish (you guessed it...Jizm)
Retina Burns (Jizm...don't call us, we'll call you)
That's the last time I use Nair on my balls!!! (John "The Wolf-Man")
Ouch!  No, Jim...a little more to the right! (the man hisself...Rayz)
Volare.  Wo Oh... (Ray, being obscure as usual)




Susan's advert for McVities Digestive Biscuits

 


Ray on board a Caledonian MacBrayne's ferry

 


Mary Susan and the Laotian Champion

Mary Susan

 


Robert Burns
(no relationship, at least poetically, to Rayz)

Susan at the Sinclair Ancestral Home - Whitegar


On The Road To Graceland (East)
...or at least to Oz and Jizm'z place


Oz, Zoe, Jizm & Indizan Foodz



Jizm & Zoe

Zoe


Sign of the Apocalypse...


In home just in time to catch
Malachi (da cat) and Boomer (da mutt) sleeping together

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