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For many years PA to the High Warlock of the Illustrious Order of Purple Wizards, Amanda has since set her sights on far loftier goals.

A brief stint as President of Honduras resulted in her initial contact with an alien intelligence.
The aliens, whose name translates as Derek, provided Amanda with the secret of fat-free cheese, upon which Mand has built an economic empire unsurpassed in the ruthless world of dairy produce.

Recently Mand has developed a love of cormorants and puffins, and has had several pairs moved to her Arizona ranch.

Now a hermit, Amanda is writing a novel, based on her past life as a 16th Century village idiot.

When not on covert missions for MI5, Mand is usually found shambling about in slippers, mumbling and dribbling.

Amanda's farts often melt upholstery, and she is very dangerous near electrical appliances.

Amanda is from Sheffield. Be afraid!