Adam is currently serving as a Brigadier-General in the Malaysian Mounted Catering Corps, and has developed an unnatural obsession with hair-care products.

Whilst studying for his degree in aromatherapy, Adam worked part-time as Cardinal of Melbourne and discovered the Korean philosophy of irenic fusionism whilst tripping on a rare reindeer-horn fungus.

Adam, even though a work-shy fop, is hoping to become the first homosexual Pope.