lighters and keychains and weirdness, oh my!

Raul and Teena, Ashlea's cigarette lighters. She's had Raul since high school, when she discovered him half-frozen in the snow...aww...

Teena is a more recent acquisition. Ashlea found her on the floor of a dance club after the co-op Christmas party. Her flame isn't quite as cool, but Raul seems to like her.

And of course...

Well, the story is that Raul was getting lonely sitting all alone in the bottom of Ashlea's purse, (before Teena showed up, that is...) so she had to get him a friend. Why? Because she's such a kind-hearted soul. So, without further ado...::Drumroll & much ado despite Ashlea's promises::...Know Your Exits presents...

Mr. Disturbing!!!

Seriously, though...isn't this the sickest thing you've ever seen? Well, maybe not THE sickest...but pretty damn close. What do you think of Mr. Disturbing? Let me know!

Torture me more!

I've seen enough, and I wanna go home! 1