Soth vs. spamy3

Here it is: Soth vs spamy3 (and also some other morons hanging around who posted spam at the same time). Let's pray this works:

Soth vs. spamy3

I had a lot of fun on Monday!!!!

(Tom):That's the day I get my $1.30 paycheck!

Did you all miss me?

(Mike):Like a toothache.

Remember spamy is always here!!!

(Crow):So, he's like a twisted, demented version of Santa Claus?
(Tom):Merry Christmas from spamy! Ho, ho, death!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

(Tom):I give the laugh a 3.0. It needs more volume, and a lot more sinister sound to it.

MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IS

(Mike):idiot@dumbass.com

buttcheeks@apexmail.com

(Crow):Nice of him to give his mother's e-mail address.

TO BBOARD ADNMIN. DELETE MY POSTS!!!!!

(Tom):Woah, we just switched personas.

YOU STUPID ASS!!!!!!!!

(Mike):Well, not totally.

I'M THE ONE WHO E-MAIL YOU IDIOT!!!!

(Crow):Some sentence assembly required.

I'M THE ONE WHO E-MAIL YOU IDIOT!!!!

(Tom):It an echo...echo...echo...

delete 10623, 10721, 11134, 11173,

(Mike):And these posts, of course.

11181-11186.

(Crow):Hey, it's name, rank, and serial number, not just serial number!

Hi, my name is

(Tom):Unimportant and uninteresting.

what?

(Mike):Wow, severe short term memory loss.

my name is

(Crow):Oh, it's an Internet namecard, like at social gatherings. You know, "Hi, my name is STEVE." That sort of thing.

WHO!

(Tom):My favorite band!

MY NAME'S SPAMY!

(Mike):Your parents must have had a grudge against you.

HI, MY NAME IS

(Crow):Bite Me.

WHAT!

(Tom):And don't forget "Why?" "Where?" "When?" and "How?"

MY NAME IS

(Mike):The same thing I've been saying the whole time.

WHO!!

(Crow):I prefer Dave Matthews Band.

SPAMY!!!!!!!

(Tom):That really should have another "m."

I GUESS I HURT SOMEONES WITTLE FEELINGS

(Mike):Shhh. I'm hunting wabbits. Hu hu hu hu hu hu.

WHEN I WAS Cavewoman_ . HA HA HA HA HA!!

(Crow):Spamy, Internet drag queen.

I must admit the smut peddling thing

(Tom):Was a decent attempt at following in my father's footsteps.

was very, very, very, very funny!!!

(Mike):Oh, he's writing a thrid grade report that has a minimum word requirment. "I was very, very, very, very, very, happy."

Yawl should read the replys I got on

(Crow):Now he's Southern.

the sliders board. Don't reply just read

(Tom):Those Sliders guys really kicked my ass. Go look!

they took a few pot shots at MST3K.

(Mike):Pot shots? They did drugs?

A few farscape fans didn't like you

(Crow):As much as I do.

either!

(Tom):Eether, Ither, Potayto, potauto.

And yes the e-mail address is real!!!!

(Mike):It's my grandma's.

How come they don't delete the spam on on the Sliders Bboard?

(Crow):On on? I I don't don't know know.

I hate you all

(Tom):Well, I only have a strong dislike for you over there.

I was once like you poeple I was a big

(Mike):He was once like a poeple? What's that?

fan of MST3K but then I met the cast.

(Crow):I became a raving fanatic and was driven insane.

They were a bunch of pumpas jackasses.

(Tom):Pumpas? Isn't that a sports shoe?

If you've ever had an online chat with them then you know what I mean!!!!!

(Mike):I don't understand why they kept dissing me. Just because I mocked the, their show, and their fans, I mean, c'mon.

s

(Crow):t u p i d. Stupid!

p

(Tom):Gimme a "p."
(Mike):No.
(Tom):Damn.

a

(Mike):s t i c. Spastic!

m

(Crow):He's not spelling out the whole line of Hormel products, is he?

y

(Tom):I'm sorry, that's not how you spell "cat." You are out of the spelling bee.

FOREVER

(Mike):That's how long you will despise me!

Host segment

(Tom is on bridge in cheerleading uniform)

Tom: Gimme a an "S." S! Gimme a "P." P!

(Mike enters)

Mike: Say, what are you doing, Tom?

Tom: Oh, I'm leading a cheer against spammers.

Mike: Oh, really?

Tom: Yeah, yuo know, like that guy spamy spelled his name in the spam.

Mike: Ok. Sounds like a noble cause.

Tom: Yeah, wanna stay and watch?

Mike: Sure.

Tom: Ok. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. Gimme an "A." A! Gimme an "M." M! Gimme a "Y." Y! Gimme an "I." I! Gimme an "S." S! Gimme an "A." A! Gimme a "B." B! Gimme an "I." I! Gimme a "G." G! Gimme an "F." F! Gimme an "A." A! Gimme a "T." T! Gimme an "M." M! Gimme an...

Mike: Uh, Tom, how long is this cheer?

Tom: Uh, well, it spells "Spamy is a big, fat, moronic idiot with crap for brains and absolutley no taste whatsoever."

Mike: Ah. I see. Have you considered shortening it?

Tom: Not really. Now, can I get back to it?

Mike: Sure. Uh, this may take a while, so until next spam, keep happy and keep posting!

Tom: Gimme an "O." O! Gimme an...

Fade out

I'm Soth with "Soth vs."

Stinger: They were a bunch of pumpas jackasses.

I'm off to read more MSTings!
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