Soth vs. The0sprey

Nemo me impune lacessit

(Tom):Do I know what it means? Hell, no! It just makes me look smarter!

éŁ Scorcho Is back

(Mike):Yeah, Yo quiero Taco Bell, my ass.

Flame me like a mother f***er

(Crow):Ok, I need a six letter word, starts with f, ends with er, and the clue is: A bad cuss word.

Ill even leave plenty of typos for you

(Tom):This guy is just so thoughtful!

3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick

(Mike):Simple logic tells us this guy was STARVING for attention to get an operation like THAT done.

En passent

(Crow):See? Aren't I smart? See? See me? Look, look!

and finally, just a plain old spam

(Tom):Yunno, Spam is really tasty fried.

Oh no! Not the webmaster!

(Mike):This guy can't do sarcasm very well....

Why do i do this?

(Crow):Becasue I'm attention starved? Because I have an incredibly small ego? Because have too much time on my hands?

I dunno I guess Im just A lifeless loser But Im still a major pain in the ass.

(Tom):Capitalize, don't capitalize, capitalize, don't capitalize...

I'll have more fun when all the other "Anti spammers" log on.

(Mike):See, I'm masochistic, so please, beat me and make fun of me!

The reason I am spamming is hell, i dunno

(Crow):The reason he's spamming is hell? Is he one of the devil's minions?

Im just an a**hole. Now flame. Go ahead. Bye now. I hope ive pissed you off.

(Tom):I can't. Stop talking. In fragments. Oh well. Maybe I. Will post. Later on. And make. A decent. Post to. Be mocked.

(host segment)(Crow Mike and Tom are on bridge).

Mike: Hey, everyone, we were thinking about how people spam, and we started to wonder, why? Why do others do such a thing. So we went into the mind of one spammer, The0sprey. Here's our interview.

(Camera shows a figure, shaded black so we cannot see)
(Tom's voice):So, why did you start spamming?

The0sprey (T0):Well, I think low self-esteem, the same reason I had the "10 foot dick" operation.

(Crow's voice):I see. Any particular people you attack when spamming?

T0: Well, I attack people smarter than me, which is almost everyone, but I particularly hate people who make me seem stupider than I am.

(Tom's voice):Is that possible?

T0: Huh?

(Tom's voice):Nevermind. Why, after acting so haughty, did you resort to old spamming?

T0: People weren't taking me seriously, so I thought old spamming might work. Turns out that was just as bad.

(Crow's voice):One last question. Would you bite me?

T0: Sure. Where?

(Crow and Tom):Uhh....gotta go...

Even spam can be MSTed!

Soth

Stinger: 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick

ARGH! Take me Home!
Ahhh, take me back to those MSTings!