Fictionally Asked Questions!
Fictionally Asked Questions
A compilation of things you might want to know....
Q: What's with your name? Soth? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you some sort of idiot?
A: You asked way too many questions, so I'll answer only the one about my name. Soth actually comes from a favorite character in the DragonLance novels. This character is an undead lord, which explains why I always call others "Mortals." Weird, isn't it?
Q: What's that first picture when I come to your site? A blender? A hairless chihuahua? Tequila?
A: That is a picture of Lord Soth. (Note: This question has in fact been asked!)
Q: What is so great about DragonLance that you love it so much?
A: It's just great reading, and reading is something I do a lot!
Q: What is so great about Caption This that you love it so much?
A: It's funny, intellectual, funny, a good time, funny, sociable, funny, hilarious, and did I say funny?
Q: What is so great about Spam that you love it so much?
A: (See answer to last question.)
Q: Can BASIC be used to write programs on a C++ programming system?
A: Sorry, wrong FAQ.
Q: Dear Soth,
I have a sister who has been dear to me for some time. Recently, she moved away, and now she never writes or calls. Can you suggest why she is behaving this way?
Stupidity Island, Oklahoma
A: Dear Stupidity Is., OK,
This is not an advice column. Get your FAQs straight!
Q: You took your Monk Chant sound file off the site. Why?
A: It took up space and made the page take forever to load.
Q: Will you ever do anything themed or special with your cap galleries?
A: Yes! I'm currently working on a Best o' the Best gallery!
Q: What's with that o' instead of of in some titles, like Best o' the Best?
A: O'h, I do'n't kno'w.
Q: You obviously have nothing more to ask. Why are you continuing?
A: Good point. This is the last question everyone!
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