Giving credit where credit is due: I got the idea for this page from my friend Hal, who has one rather like it at his webpage, which you should go see because it is quite delightful. anyway.

Speaking of Hal, he says that I look like Janeane Garofalo in some pictures, probably not actually in this one, but hey.
and Molly O'Reilly, famed comic book character, in others.