The Jonathan Harrisment Page

Acrylic:
"If music be the food of love, play
on. And bring that Page over here."

LuvBJones:
"I'm looking for Doctor Smith.
The service sent me over."

Acrylic:
"YOU'LL TAKE IT
AND YOU'LL LIKE IT"
::SMACK!::

Generik:
Caught between a
rock and a hard-on.

fut:
"Here's my number.
Give me a call some time."

YingYang:
The question for this year's
"Miss Teen Pretty" competition
was 'If I were a gay scientist
what type of tree would I be?'

JoeCrow:
Smith's prom pictures
turned out well.

robofreak:
"Nope. The breasts do nothing
for me...but that
sweater is to DIE for!"

YingYang:
Robot only stays with him
cuz the sex is great.

robofreak:
"I call it Gaydar, young William,
and your Dr. Smith makes
it jump off the damn scale."

EnochF:
"Danger, Will Robinson!
Dr. Smith is also
observing Uranus!"

robofreak:
Dr. Smith's anal probing cap
wakes up and begins
searching....searching...

robofreak:
Hamsters still got fed
to Dr. Smith while
on space walks...
God bless technology.

robofreak:
"You can't... have...
my... PEARLS!"

questor:
Suddenly, women everywhere
saw the advantages
to gay male escorts.

Mr_Grant:
"Do it Smith! The boy is ripe for the picking!"
-- "Shame on you Smith, remember
your promise to the judge!"

Spiffy_Jiff:
*sigh* "All right, Dr. Smith,
go ahead and cop a feel."

teambanzai:
"National Association of
Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
Damn, wrong meeting."

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Acrylic: "If music be the food of love, play on. And bring that Page over here."	LuvBJones: "I'm looking for Doctor Smith. The service sent me over."	Acrylic: "YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT" ::SMACK!::
Generik: Caught between a rock and a hard-on.	fut: "Here's my number. Give me a call some time."	YingYang: The question for this year's "Miss Teen Pretty" competition was 'If I were a gay scientist what type of tree would I be?'
JoeCrow: Smith's prom pictures turned out well.	robofreak: "Nope. The breasts do nothing for me...but that sweater is to DIE for!"	YingYang: Robot only stays with him cuz the sex is great.
robofreak: "I call it Gaydar, young William, and your Dr. Smith makes it jump off the damn scale."	EnochF: "Danger, Will Robinson! Dr. Smith is also observing Uranus!"	robofreak: Dr. Smith's anal probing cap wakes up and begins searching....searching...
robofreak: Hamsters still got fed to Dr. Smith while on space walks... God bless technology.	robofreak: "You can't... have... my... PEARLS!"	questor: Suddenly, women everywhere saw the advantages to gay male escorts.
Mr_Grant: "Do it Smith! The boy is ripe for the picking!" -- "Shame on you Smith, remember your promise to the judge!"	Spiffy_Jiff: sigh "All right, Dr. Smith, go ahead and cop a feel."	teambanzai: "National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes? Damn, wrong meeting."