The Jonathan Harrisment Page

Generik:
"So you REALLY haven't had
sex with Dr. Smith yet?
You've been on the show
for over five minutes!"

YingYang:
"Will, we must start a
new boy band! We shall call
ourselves The Backdoor Boys!"

Agent_Moldy:
Tonight, for one night only,
Jonathan Harris IS
"Lord of the Mince"!

Hinermad:
"Folks, we have a winner!
See you at next year's Estelle
Getty Look-Alike Contest."

Acrylic:
"How DARE you chain me
to Nancy Sinatra! When I get
out of these shackles...!"

144b:
He looks like my aunt Sally
after the breast reduction.

144b:
"No, it's *not* from
the Eva Gabor wig colletion!"

bugwber:
Phyllis Diller!

Juden:
Even Dr. Smith was surprised
when he came in last in the
"Dr. Smith Look-Alike Contest."

nashtbrutusandshort:
Sure, now the bail bondsman'll
own the mortgage on my house;
but all in all, it was worth it
to march in that parade
-- even only for a block."

DavidVader:
Where there's a Will,
there's a gay.

Scouty:
Mayhem breaks out.
Funny music starts.
Smith keels over and dies.
THE END

Generik:
"Damn them all! They told me
this suit was ribbed for
MY pleasure! Alcoa is going
to hear from ME!!"

Buffoon:
"Dr. Smith? Is that you?"

YingYang:
*Knock knock*
"Avon calling"

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Generik: "So you REALLY haven't had sex with Dr. Smith yet? You've been on the show for over five minutes!"	YingYang: "Will, we must start a new boy band! We shall call ourselves The Backdoor Boys!"	Agent_Moldy: Tonight, for one night only, Jonathan Harris IS "Lord of the Mince"!
Hinermad: "Folks, we have a winner! See you at next year's Estelle Getty Look-Alike Contest."	Acrylic: "How DARE you chain me to Nancy Sinatra! When I get out of these shackles...!"	144b: He looks like my aunt Sally after the breast reduction.
144b: "No, it's not from the Eva Gabor wig colletion!"	bugwber: Phyllis Diller!	Juden: Even Dr. Smith was surprised when he came in last in the "Dr. Smith Look-Alike Contest."
nashtbrutusandshort: Sure, now the bail bondsman'll own the mortgage on my house; but all in all, it was worth it to march in that parade -- even only for a block."	DavidVader: Where there's a Will, there's a gay.	Scouty: Mayhem breaks out. Funny music starts. Smith keels over and dies. THE END
Generik: "Damn them all! They told me this suit was ribbed for MY pleasure! Alcoa is going to hear from ME!!"	Buffoon: "Dr. Smith? Is that you?"	YingYang: Knock knock "Avon calling"