YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF UNI TOO LONG WHEN....

Your potted plants stay alive.

Having sex in a single bed is absurd.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

You carry an umbrella.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.

You go from 130 days of holidays to 7.

Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'

You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door

don't

know how to turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.

Sleeping on the lounge is a no-no.

You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going

to drink that much again'

Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real

work.

You don't get drunk at home to save money before going to a bar.