Governments & Ideologies

FEUDALISM

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn

with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The

government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn

with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You

have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken

farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations

say you should need.

FASCISM

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of

them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you

all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government

takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them

and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes

both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it

requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your

neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

ANARCHO-CAPITALISM

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.