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A blonde had just bought a new sports car and was out for a

drive

when she swerved unexpectedly and cut off an eighteen-wheeled

trailer

truck.

The driver was very angry, and motioned for her to pull over.

When

she did, he got out of his truck and asked her to get out of

her car.

She did; and he pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He

drew a

circle on the pavement and told the blonde to stand in the

circle and

not move.

He then went over to her car and slashed its leather seats with

a knife.

When he turned around, she had a slight grin on her face. So he

said:

"Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window

in her

car! When he turned again to look at her, she had a smile on

her

face. He got even more angry. He got his knife back out and

sliced all

her

tires. Now she was laughing!

Then, the truck driver really started to lose it. He went back

to

his truck and got a can of gasoline, poured it on her car, and

lit it on

fire! As the car burned, he turned around again, and saw that

she

was laughing so hard she was about to fall down!

"What's so damn funny?" the truck driver demanded!

The blonde replied, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside

the

circle four times!"