(The Story of Onion Head)
by Robin Sloan “My turn to tell a scary story,” I said in a quiet
voice, looking at each of my new classmates in turn. “And this one really is a true story. I know, ‘cause I was there.” I let my wheelchair slip closer to
the fire, watching their reactions surreptitiously. A damp chill in the night air marked the end of Autumn and the
moon glowed nearly full behind a vaporous cloud. Our Seventh Grade class was small, but these were the six of the
coolest. Three boys, three girls … and
me, the new kid in town, hoping to make it a gang of seven. “It all started last year on
Halloween night, around a campfire in the woods … kind of like us, here.” I leaned closer to the fire to let the light
play across my face. Brandon, the
biggest of the three boys, pushed a foot between one of my front wheels and the
rocks circling the fire. I pretended
not to notice. “Where I used to live, a bunch of
us had a club … like that Midnight Society show on Nickelodeon. We used to meet at night in the woods and
build a fire, just like in the show, only we didn’t just tell stories. We’d play Truth or Dare.” Marcy giggled, making her short
blond hair bounce, and hugged herself against the cold. Janet rolled her eyes and grimaced at Marcy,
then glanced at Jarred with a strange look on her face. Jarred frowned at Janet and turned back to
me. “What kind of dare?” Janet challenged, eyebrows raised, staring
at me. I saw myself reflected in her
eyes: a skinny girl with almost no
hair, stuck in a wheelchair. What kind
of dare could a cripple take? What kind
of truth could I possibly have to hide?
Marcy stopped giggling and Nicole muttered a protest at Janet. “Let Nelly tell the story, Janet.”
Brandon said. Jerrad and Trevor backed
him up with “yeah’s” and “let her talk already.” “I wasn’t in a wheelchair then,” I
said, looking directly at Janet. “Like
I said, it was Halloween night and my turn on the hot seat. Tommy came up with a question he knew I’d
never answer. He came up with the dare,
too: go into the old house on Truman Street and get a human bone from the
boarded up attic. Club rules said I
couldn’t talk to anyone in the club until I brought it back to prove I’d been
there.” I shuddered despite myself. “No!” Marcy squealed. “A real human bone?” “Cool!” Jerrad and Trevor said in
harmony. “But what if there wasn’t one
there?” asked Nicole. “You’d be
banished from the club.” “Yeah,” said Janet. “What made them think there were human bones
in that attic?” I shrugged, hoping to look
nonchalant, and warmed my hands over the fire while Brandon discreetly hooked
his boot more securely around my wheel.
“We all knew about that house.
Everyone in town said it was haunted, even though people still lived
there.” No one spoke, so I continued. “Tommy knew I was scared. I mean, it’s one thing to run up to a house
and bang on the door. It’s a whole
other thing to actually go inside, up those creaky nasty stairs and …” I sucked in a breath, pushing the memory flash
aside. “… and go into that attic.” Silence and wide eyes egged me on. “Human bones. Bones of kids who’d tried and failed.” I let that soak in for a full
minute. “But Tommy was no way going to
back down.” I continued. “He grabbed
Billy, who was Jimmy’s brother and only ten at the time, pushed him at me and
said, ‘Even Billy’s gone into that old house.
Tell her, Billy! It wasn’t so
bad, was it?’ “Tommy had a nasty look on his
face. I knew he resented Billy hanging
around our meetings, but Jimmy always defended Billy, so Tommy had to leave him
alone. Most times. Anyway, Billy just looked at me with watery
eyes, kind of shuddered and then he threw up right on my boots. It was gross, but in a scary way.” “Omigod!” Marcy groaned, covering her eyes. “Tell me you didn’t go.” The other five all shushed her. “I wasn’t going to let Tommy push
me out of the club that easy. After
all, even that kid Billy had the guts to go inside the house, how could I not
go? “So I accepted the challenge, spit
and shook hands. The guys in the club are cool. Once you’ve accepted a challenge, they won’t
try to trip you up or get you caught by the cops or anything.” Six heads nodded in
agreement. That was the way things
should be. Maybe this town wouldn’t be
so bad, I thought. “I headed straight to Truman
Street after we put out the fire. It
was pretty late already for Trick or Treaters, but the people who lived in that
house were older. I figured they would
be at a party somewhere, especially Crazy Mother – their son. He should be out breaking into a 7-11 or
something on a night like that. He was
totally creepy. Talk about your Bad
Seed that never grew up. “Crazy Mother wasn’t really his
name, but that’s what everyone in town called him. I think his name was John or something.” I gritted my teeth, trying to hold my arms
still. Every muscle in my body was
twitching with the memories of what followed.
No way was I going to let them see how much this still affected me. “When I got to the edge of the
woods behind the old house, I could see a light flickering through a ground
floor window at the back of the house.
Either somebody was home or they’d left a fire burning. I crouched down and made a dash for the
house where the distance between shadows was the shortest. By this time, I was cussing the brightness
of the moon and the clouds that had already melted away. “I pressed myself against the
house in the shadows for a moment … to catch my breath and check for open
windows. The light was coming from the
TV. Some horror movie was on; I
couldn’t tell which one it was, but there was a lot of screaming and weird
music. Someone was in the easy chair
facing the TV; I could see the back of a head and one arm hanging over the arm
of the chair with a bottle dangling from the hand. I made a wish and cracked a wishbone in
my head. I won the break, so he
should have been passed out cold. He
might have been, only just not cold enough.” I stopped talking and stretched my
hand out toward Brandon. He immediately
slapped a bottle of Dr. Pepper into it.
This guy was definitely clear of all boy fleas. Never had them, never would. Janet and Jerrad were holding hands with
Janet’s purse hiding their gesture from view.
I wondered if it was really a secret or if they just didn’t want to give
anyone an excuse to tease them. “From the edge of the woods, not
far from where I’d been moments ago, I heard branches snapping and brush being
crushed under foot. Then a big hulking
shadow emerged from the woods and lumbered across the clearing.” Yeah yeah yeah, big words for a kid, I
thought. Let’s hope these cool kids
won’t think I’m a geek because my vocabulary isn’t limited to words of one
syllable. Wide eyes and silence, once again,
convinced me that these kids were into it. “The thing was swinging an axe at
its side and strange blubbering sounds came from his head. As he came closer, he began to take
shape. At first I thought I was seeing
Sashquatch, you know, the ape-man, only he was wearing baggy clothes and a big hat. Then I saw it wasn’t a hat at all … that was
his head … big and round.” I raised my arms in the air,
making a big circle around my head.
“And the head was pointy with hair sprouting from the top like an
onion. That’s when I knew what it was: Onion Head!” “Onion Head?” Six voices gasped in unison. “Onion Head,” I confirmed. “I had always thought Onion Head was just a
story made up to scare kids into staying in their safe little beds at night…
until I saw him standing there.” “What did you do?” Marcy asked,
scooting closer to Nicole and shivering. “What else could I do? I held my breath and pressed tighter against
the building. But he wasn’t coming for
me. He walked straight up to the back
door and hit it with a fist. He was
only twelve feet from me and I could hear him panting and whimpering, axe still
dangling from his other hand. Then he
stepped back and swung the axe at the door.
It made a horrible noise. Man, I
thought this was the end of Crazy Mother.
Not that I cared, of course.” I
wiped my palms across my thighs. Funny,
I swear I felt the pressure of my hands against my thighs and in that moment I
could believe the doctors were wrong about me never walking again. “The door was splintered, but it
still wouldn’t open when old Onion Head pulled on the knob. He pressed his big ugly face against little
window in the door, so I inched away from the wall and managed to get an angle
to see the TV without stepping out of the shadow. The head wasn’t in the chair any more.” Nicole whimpered and Janet
whispered, “Get out of there!” under her breath. “Just as Onion Head was winding up
for another swing of the axe, I heard the sound of shotgun shells slamming into
their chambers. Ch-chung. Really loud, too, so it must have been close
even though I couldn’t see anyone through the window. “Onion Head heard that noise
too. He stopped dead still, holding
that axe over his big onion head.” I
took a gulp of Dr. Pepper and flicked the bottle sweat from my fingers into the
fire. The flame snapped and
sizzled. Marcy jumped in her seat. “I wish I could tell you the rest
of what happened that night, but I decided then and there that dead girls don’t
tell ghost stories and ran like hell for the woods. I heard some noises behind me, but didn’t stop running until I
got home, shimmied up the tree next to my bedroom window and launched myself
into bed without a backward glance. It
didn’t occur to me that they might have seen me … until later.” I took another gulp of Dr. Pepper
and chewed my lips, deciding whether to make them wait for another night to
hear the rest of the story. Marcy and
Nicole giggled nervously. “The next morning, it was all over
town: Crazy Mother’s mom and dad were
dead. Murder-suicide, they said. Seems his mom took a shotgun blast to the
head, then his dad planted a 45 against his own temple and pulled the
trigger. No one knows why. Newspaper said Crazy Mother was passed out
in the rec room when it happened, but he planned to continue living in the
house. No mention of Onion Head. I didn’t go to school for the next couple
days, caught the flu or something.
Couldn’t stop throwing up and thinking about Billy and Onion Head and
Crazy Mother. Anyway, no one in the
club would talk to me until I brought back a human bone from the house.” “And you went back there?” Marcy asked. “You never told anyone about Onion
Head or Crazy Mother with the shotgun?”
Trevor smirked and nudged Brandon.
“Tough chick,” he said to Brandon and they nodded approval. I knew I had to continue the story, but
still wasn’t sure they’d still say that after hearing the rest. “I went back and I never told
anyone about that night until now.” Jerrad jumped, pulling his hand
away from Janet and rewarding her with a dirty look. Trevor smirked at the two and whispered something to Nicole
behind his hand. “You wish!” Nicole snapped and gave Trevor a fake punch
to the shoulder. “Hey. Knock it off so we can hear the rest of the story.” Brandon said. “What’s the matter,” Jerrad
challenged, “afraid she’ll roll into the fire before we hear the end?” The six were suddenly quiet and I
couldn’t see the look Brandon directed at Jerrad, but the laughing stopped and
all eyes returned to me. “I love the fire, always
have. Besides, it’s not like I can feel
anything with my legs.” I pulled on one
pant leg to slip my foot more securely in the footrest. “I could get tattoos all the way up and down
both legs and up my back and never feel a moment of pain. Think about that when you go for the rest of
your tattoo, Jerrad.” Jerrad grinned. “Cool.
Would you do that? I mean, would
you really go get tattoos even though you’re in a wheelchair?” “Why not? I could wear shorts or a mini to show them
off.” “Tell us the rest of the
story! What happened when you went
back? Is that how you … got to be like
you are, in that chair?” Brandon
demanded. “I waited a couple weeks before
going back,” I continued, ignoring Brandon’s question. “Maybe it was three weeks, I don’t
remember. It seemed like a long time
because I couldn’t meet with the club until I’d done my dare and I really hated
school by that time. There was snow on
the ground and it was getting really cold at night, but I was determined to get
into that house and get the human bone for my dare. I thought it might be a little easier now that it was just Crazy
Mother living in the house and people said he was always getting drunk and
passing out since his parents died, anyway. “That night, I crossed the woods
to the back of the house just like I’d done on Halloween, only this time I was
listening for Onion Head. I got to
thinking how strange it was that he was there that night, the same night of the
murder-suicide. But they weren’t hacked
up with an axe or anything, so it couldn’t have had anything to do with Onion
Head. By the time I got to the house,
I’d convinced myself that Onion Head wasn’t really Onion Head, just some kid
with a mask playing a Halloween prank.
That made it easier to slip up to the house a second time and peek into
the ground floor window. “Just like last time, there was
Crazy Mother, passed out in front of the TV with a bottle ready to drop out of
his hand. It hit me real funny and I
had to wait a few minutes to make sure I wouldn’t crack up laughing. This time I didn’t bother with the wishbone,
I just straight out crawled over to the back door and let myself in. “The only light in the room came
from the TV and from the moon shining through the windows, but it was enough
for me to get to the stairs without tripping over boots and food cartons on the
floor. I almost slipped in something
mushy, though. Don’t know what that
was. What a pig! My mom would slaughter me if I made a mess
like that in my room.” Marcy’s head nodded in
agreement. Moms were like that. I continued without taking a breath. The sound of my own voice carried me back to
that dark night. “I stopped at the top of the
stairs, listening to make sure Crazy Mother hadn’t suddenly woken out of his
stupor. It was quiet except for the
wind. Sounded like the wind was coming
clean through the walls. And the
smell! From the stairs, I could see
police tape still strung across the doorway like no one had crossed through it
since the cops left. It was a sure bet
no one had cleaned it since the murders.
I thought I was going to puke, but was too afraid of waking Crazy
Mother. “I stepped into the hallway,
looking for the stairs to the attic, when something brushed the top of my
head. I jumped back and looked up,
expecting to see a bat or maybe a dead body hanging from the ceiling. But it was a rope and it was attached to a
ladder that lead up through a square hole in the ceiling. They had one of those old pull-down ladders
instead of a regular stairs. I yanked
on the rope and the ladder slid down, making almost no noise at all. I jumped on it as soon as I could reach it
and scrambled up into the attic. “It was pitch black. I sat on the floor at the top of the ladder
for a moment, waiting for my eyes to adjust and brushing the dirt from the
floor off my hands. Soon I could make
out a few shapes in the room, so I crawled over to what looked like a blanket
chest or a window seat. I patted the
sides of the chest, feeling for the edge of the lid. It was cold like metal and hummed. I felt a latch and gave it a shove. “The room flooded with light and
the cold air burned my face. I pushed
myself away from the chest, closing my eyes against the blinding light, then
slowly turned back to see what treasure I’d found. It was a freezer, with a light bulb triggered by my opening the
lid … but why would old bones be stored in a freezer? I leaned into it and pulled at a piece of cloth that looked like
a baby blanket. “I was so intent on working the
baby blanket loose, I had stopped listening for Crazy Mother. Something moved in front of my face from the
side and suddenly I was being dragged backwards. A horrible smelling rag pressed against my face and I couldn’t
breath. I know I struggled, but I must
have passed out. The next thing I knew
I was sobbing into a pillow and trying to roll over onto my side.” I gulped a throatful of night air
and chugged the rest of the Dr. Pepper while the kids sat dead still, waiting
for me to continue. The lump in my
throat refused to go down. I flipped
the empty bottle at the trashcan and wondered if I should make up a lie to
finish the tale quickly. What good
would it do to tell them everything anyway?
Things were going so well. I
caught the look on Brandon’s face and decided to tell the truth. There was no pity there, just something else
… could it be admiration? Could there
be admiration for a legless girl from the swim team captain? I couldn’t be sure, but I knew I’d already
gotten more pity than I could stomach at the old school. “I didn’t open my eyes right away,
but I knew from the smell that I was still in the attic. The house was quiet again, the roar in my
head nearly drowned out the hum of the freezer and the sighing of the wind
through the boarded windows. My ankles
were tied together with a rough twine and my wrists were tied together and
forced over my head. I felt like a
Christmas pig trussed up and ready for gutting. “The ladder groaned. Someone was coming up into the attic. Maybe if I lie very still and breathe
shallowly, I might convince him I was dead and then make my escape when he was
gone again. He was breathing hard,
still standing at the top of the ladder.
I could feel his eyes on me. The
body smell was overwhelming even from this distance. That made it easier to breath shallowly. It was like fumes burning the lining of my
nose and throat. Our next-door neighbor
was a boozer and he never smelled that bad. “I followed his footsteps as he
approached the bed where I lie with my eyes closed. His breathing was even more strained and movement sounded clumsy
and off-balance. It wasn’t booze I
smelled; it was something else. The
footsteps stopped short of the bed, moved away from me and towards my feet and
beyond, then stopped again. A rustling
sound, the sound of chipped ice drew a new picture in my mind. He was digging in the freezer and it wasn’t
booze I smelled, it was that awful stuff from the rag that made me black
out. I recognized the odor from the
Biology lab at school.
Formaldehyde. That was the stuff
in the jars with the pig fetuses floating around like sickly aliens.” “Oh!” Marcy gasped. “Gross!” Nicole and Janet chimed
in unison. “Cool!” from all three of the
boys. I nodded grimly and held my hand
out to Brandon. I was quickly rewarded
with a fresh Dr. Pepper. “What happened!” Trevor demanded. “Yeah … didn’t you just mess your
pants?” Nicole exclaimed. I grinned and took a couple gulps
from the bottle, marveling at the wonders of soda and belching quietly. Yeah.
These kids were okay. Not like
the prissy brats at my old school who took offense the first time I pitched a
fit in my new wheelchair. “Naw. I was too scared to mess my pants. So I’m lying there pretending to be dead as best I can and I hear
the footsteps limping and stumbling over to the bed. Then I feel this cold thing touch my face and it was just too
much. I couldn’t hold back. I screamed so loud I thought I’d burst
something in my throat. Then I saw what
was looking down at me and what it touched me with and screamed again. It was horrible. I darn near messed myself then.” “What? What? What was it?” Marcy
and Nicole chorused. “Onion Head himself.” My face scrunched up at the picture I
couldn’t erase from my brain. “And he
was holding a dead hand with the skin peeling off it. I tried to wipe my face where he’d touched me with the thing, but
the twine around my wrists was tied to the bedpost. I rubbed my shoulder across my face and Onion Head just stood
there staring at me, drooling and waving the dead hand. I couldn’t shake the feeling that I had dead
skin hanging from my cheek. “I heard the ladder groan again,
like someone was charging up it to my rescue.
Crazy Mother hoisted himself up into the attic room, double-barreled
shotgun in one hand and beer in the other.
He looked from Onion Head to me and back to Onion Head, then leaned the
shotgun up against the wall and laughed a nasty laugh. He looked more surprised to see me in his
attic than to see Onion Head standing there holding a dead hand. “ ‘Geez,’ Crazy Mother said to
Onion Head, ignoring me and taking a swig from the bottle. ‘Thought I was going to have to rescue
you. You got yourself a screamer, this
time.’ “Onion Head bobbed his big onion
head up and down, grunting like a pig.
He kept his eyes on the floor, like he wasn’t sure what Crazy Mother
might do. I was too stunned to say
anything and too afraid to start screaming again. He knew he had Onion Head living in his attic? It was too much to believe. “Crazy Mother looked at me with a
drunken leer and said ‘Don’t mind ole Onion Head here, he’s not used to live
playmates. Mostly he only gets dead
ones.’ He laughed and slapped Onion
Head on the back. ‘You all play nice
now, ya hear?’ he said and thumped back down the ladder, leaving Onion Head and
me alone in the attic.” “Omigod! Omigod!” Marcy whispered to herself, digging her pink fingernails
into Nicole’s arm. I don’t think even
felt it through the sweatshirt, since she didn’t pull away. “I can’t really say just exactly
how the next part goes. The doctors
tell me that sometimes a head trauma will make a person forget all or part of
what happened shortly before the head trauma and I guess that’s why. I know I got lose from the twine, he’d
probably never used it on a live kid before and didn’t know how weak it was …
and I know I got the shotgun … and I can still see Onion Head’s face as he
slammed back against the boarded-up window, big red spot growing across his
chest, just before the boards gave out and he fell backwards through the
window.” I took another chug from the Dr.
Pepper, spit it into the fire and watched the steam shoot into the air. “I was still holding the shotgun
when Crazy Mother came charging up the ladder a second time. I pulled the trigger, but nothing
happened. I suppose the first round is
what took out Crazy Mother’s mom, so the shot I fired into Onion Head was
already the second round. I remember glass breaking and Crazy Mother lunging at
me and shouting something. All I could
think was how I didn’t want to wind up in that freezer for the next Midnight
Club kid’s dare … and I jumped out the same window Onion Head just went
through.” The flames danced seductively at
my feet, daring me to stretch out a leg and laughing at me, knowing I couldn’t
take the dare. I let my mind wander
until Brandon cleared his throat. “Is that how …?” Brandon asked,
quietly urging me to the finish. “Yeah. The doctors said I landed on my back wrong and if I had landed a
little closer to the house, Onion Head would have broken my fall … and maybe I
wouldn’t be in this chair.” My lower
jaw pushed out defiantly. “I pushed out
too hard when I jumped. Landed wrong. “I didn’t remember anything when I
woke up in the hospital. The first
thing they told me was that Onion Head saved my life by dragging my body to the
end of the street and a police car drove us to the hospital. When the police went back to the house and
found the body parts in the attic freezer, they moved Onion Head into the
hospital where they keep the criminally insane. Cops found Crazy Mother passed out in the back yard and figured
he had nothing to do with it. But Crazy
Mother did tell them that Onion Head was his little brother.” I looked up from the fire to get
the verdict from my new classmates.
Stunned eyes looked back. “Wow. And you never told anybody about the dares or about Crazy
Mother?” Trevor asked. I shook my head slowly. “Except you guys.” THE END
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