What not to name your dog

What not to name your dog Everyone who has a dog calls him 'Rover' or something like that. I call mine 'Sex'. Now Sex has been very embarassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'Me, too'. Then I said, 'You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old'. He said that I must have been quite a kid.
Whhen I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a special room for Sex. He said that every room in this place was for sex. I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night'. The desk clerk said, 'Me, too.'
One day I entered Sex into a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. I said, 'But you don't understand. I hoped to have Sex on tv.' He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I told the judge that I had Sex since before we were married. The judge said, 'Me, too.'
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked what I was doing in the alley at 4 in the morning. I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up at the end of the week.

P.S. When my dog has puppies, would you like a little Sex?

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