You might be a Star Trek geek if.....

you go to every single science fiction convention that has a actor/actress from any of the Star Trek series appearing at it.
you dress up like your favorite ST character at the conventions (you con geek!!!!).
you ever wanted to see your girlfriend in one of those short little skirts from the original series.
you wanted to bury Spock at the end of ST 3 by bending his ears out and screwing him into the ground.
you actually *liked* Star Trek 5.
you think William Shatner is a pretty good singer.
you thought that they should have left Kirk behind in 'Mirror Mirror'.
you thought that Spock should have kept the beard.
you tried to knock out your siblings with the Vulcan Neck Pinch.
you tried to build a transporter device in your basement as a kid.
you refer to your parents as Grups.
you walk into an elevator and yell 'Main Bridge' just as the doors are closing.
you have ever referred to the local hospital as Sick Bay.
you have ever referred to your peas as photon torpedos and started throwing them at your brother.
you have ever put dart suckers on your fingers and pretended to be the Salt Monster and proceeded to chase your sister.
you have ever said 'Engage' when you press on the accelerator while driving.
you think Borg underwear is sexy.
you are infatuated with Wesley Crusher.
you are infatuated with Tasha Yar.
you want to buff Picard's head.
you have ever wanted to pull *real hard* on Riker's beard.
you have counted the number of times Dr. Crusher has changed the shade of the color of her hair.
you have ever wanted to kick Troi in the ass when she got all emotional while using her empathic abilities (refering to the 1st season).
you would like to see Data and the 6 Million Dollar Man arm wrestle.
you have ever wanted to poke Data's eyes out....
...and given them to LaForge so he wouldn't have to use that damn visor.
you want to give Worf a dutch rub on his forehead using sandpaper.
you have a shot of vodka every time someone shouts 'Shut up Wesley!'.
you claim to have the Klingon measles to avoid going to school.
you can recite all of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
you say 'K'apla' when you answer the phone.
you want to change your name to a single letter of the alphabet.
you think that prune juice is a warrior's drink.
you refer to your best female friend as 'Old Man'.
your jaw hit the floor and you started drooling when you saw Ezri Dax in that little serving girl's outfit.

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