Signs Your Neighbour is a Shadow Operative

1. When you go over and knock on the door, they ask, "What do you want?"
2. You notice large looking spiders through their window.
3. They look like they could pick anyone up, but live alone.
4. They never come over to your place because you continously spray fly and insect spray all the time.
5. You hear high pitched insect type sounds when you are around them.
6. You say something about a park ranger, and they want to know more about this ranger.
7. They ask you to go to war with your other neighbour, and will offer their associate's firepower.
8. They ask your other neighbour to go to war with you and offer their associate's firepower to them as well.
9. They only use their last name, as in Morden, or Mr Morden.
10. You invite them over to watch Babylon 5, a few days later Earth is at war with an unknown alien.
11. You start talking to your 2 year old kid about B1, and B2 and your neighbour starts asking about where to find them.
12. Your neighbour gets your local city council to set up a new version of Neighbourhood Watch. The council offers $50 off your rates if you join. After you joined you find you're spying on people who didn't.
13. Your neighbour tries to set free all the spiders in your spider collection.
14. You hear ear pearcing screams coming for next door for some unknown reason.
15. You invite them over for a RP session of The Babylon Project and they insist on Live Roleplaying. They also suggest they RP going to Z'ha'dum in a ship called the Icarus.
16. On the front brick wall of the house, in sculptured metal, is the word "Morden".
17. You decide on the Hardie's Super 66 as a dividing fence, only to find they build a squiggly line of fire.
18. Your house is engulfed in a strange white light and you can only find the lid of your plastic rubbish bin. It's dented.
19. They are able to get almost anything they want due to small tubes full of diamonds they proffer, clandestinely to the milkman, postie etc. (However, the milkman is found dead and mangled later.)
20. They have a fanatically large "personal space", and keep saying "Hey, not so close! You're stepping on my shadow!"
21. They keep digging around in their back yard, mumbling "I left it here somewhere!"
22. They keep asking passing joggers if their walkman headphones are actually ESP boosting implants.
23. What at first seems to be their pet dog, has, on further inspection, 10 eyes, 6 legs and looks as though it belongs to Edward Scissorhands.
24. They start carving up the neighbourhood with fire breaks, saying this part's yours, the rest is ours, except for No. 37 down the road, we have other plans for it, the local council is securing it for us.
25. You're invited in for a cuppa and see a pissed bloke lounging around (with a bad hair day), stabbing bugs with a sword, muttering "The neighbourhood can go to heeelllll."
26. The name plate on the house is "Z'ha'dum..dum..de..dum Dun Z'ha'duming."

Contributers:

1 - 15     William Gauvin
16           BB
17 - 18   Possum Bits
19 - 23   Nathan Zamprogno
24 - 26   John Whear