Practical Jokes to Play on Babylon 5

Well, you're on B5, you've visited the Zocalo, you've avoided Morden and his entourage and then lost more than you really budgeted for at the casino.

What to do next? You've only got enough left to pay for food and some small keepsakes, after listening to that damn Centauri and his equably damnable 'system'. But you do have a little left over. Spend it wisely.

Well time to manufacture a little cheap fun in the remainder of your stay. Some gentle suggestions follow.

1. Tell Morden Kosh wants to see him. (It might be an idea to save this one for when your ship is about to leave)
2. Start up a petition to change the colour of jumpgates to paisley. Collect signatures.
3. Pay a lurker (they'll do anything for a couple of credits) to dress up as a Soul Hunter. Get him to ask Delenn for a date.
4. Same as 3 above except substitute DeathWalker and Na'toth.
5. Ask Garibaldi if he feels an itchy place between his shoulder blades. Look into dark corners worriedly.
6. Place an ad in the local paper "Lost: N'kaleen Feeder. Last seen in Ambassadorial Wing. Loves people. Please return for reward-Londo Mollari."
7. Invite the Pak'ma'ra to the Officer's Club. Tell them it's BYO.
8. Distribute leaflets describing the Natural Wonders of Sigma 957 and its many tourist attractions, rivalling only Za'ha'dum in it's tourist value for money.
9. Leave little love notes in Sheridan's email signed A. Sheridan.
10. Put a sign up on the entrance to the Alien Sector 'Babylon Zoo'
11. Leap out at any telepaths you can find, yelling "CONTROL!"
12. Buy some depilatory cream. Relabel it and sell it to Londo & Vir as hair tonic. (As we all know from the FAQ hair = status to Centauri.)
13. Get together with a bunch of your friends, and every time you see Kosh, say "What do YOU want?"
14. (after Shadow of Zha'duhm) Walk up to Sheridan and tell him that you're a messenger from President Clark, and that he's being reposted on an explorer ship bound for Zha'duhm.
15. Buy Londo a new costume as a present - which conveniently looks EXACTLY the same as a Ranger uniform (this should confuse EVERYONE!)
16. Go up to Sinclair and say "You have a hole in your mind." Then turn to Ivanova and say, "You have a hole in your mind too". Then turn to Garibaldi, and G'Kar, and Delenn, and Londo, and say "All of you do too!" Then turn to Kosh and say, "But you don't." Start to walk away, then turn back, and say, "Wait a minute! They aren't holes in your mind! They're nostrils! Silly me!" Then walk away.
17. Go up to C&C, peer at the consoles, and press random buttons to see what they do.
18. Make jokes to Franklin about airlocks.
19. Ask Kosh questions and repeat everything he says back to him.
20. Follow Morden around asking him what he wants.
21. Ask G'Kar if he wants to play hangman.
22. Convince Kosh's ship to arrange its markings into a smiley face.