(as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by

Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild)

The following is the entire official transcript of the wedding of cuteleaderjester, who married apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso and razmear on 18 November 2001 and 17 November 2001 (the bride and grooms were married on different days, but at the same moment.  It's something to do with time zones.  Ask BloodStar to explain it; I'm not the scientist here).  The wedding was performed in Cyberspace and is legally valid in Fnordia, but is probably not legally valid anywhere else.

 The wedding had five parts, which is Discordian, but three sections are listed here; The Preception, which is before the Wedding; The Wedding, which is the Wedding; and The Reception, which is what happened after The Wedding until the Oaficiant, who also served as recorder, left (That would be me, Reverend Loveshade).  Sorry, but The Proposals are not available here.  Perhaps the Bride and/or Grooms have a copy.  Anyone who would like transcripts and the spy cam recording of The Honeymoon is invited to send $537 directly to me, Reverend Loveshade.  You won't actually get any transcripts or recording, but I can certainly use the money.

Plus you can see The Program at now extra charge.

 These accounts are provided free for viewing and for personal enjoyment. Anyone who was a part of the ceremony is free to post it as they will without editing, but for anybody else it's hands off unless you get permission, which really will probably be easy to get if you ask.

Most of these people can currently be contacted in or about http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/illuminatusinnersanctum