Reggie and the DeLorean
Febrauary 9th, 2001

Hello again. (Hello everyone!) So how has everyone been? (Well I have been just great Bill.) Yes Reggie has been exploring the decade of the 1980's. (What a gnarly time in like the history, dude!) Reggie why don't you show everyone your new jacket? (Yes it is a fine red Michael Jackson red jacket from Thriller, [imitating MJ] who hoo hee hee! [Spins]) It has been like that ever since he started watching that "Behind the Music" shows. (Hey Bill, would you like to ride in my new DeLorean time machine?) Reggie it isn't real. [Opens the door] (Yes it is look at this flux capacitor, fluxing thingy! It is so nice and fluxing like.) Well we went to Michelle's on Saturday to get up on all the new spring Boyds. (Hey what do you think of my new Atari 2700? Eat that PlayStation!) We had a few new friends come home. We picked up Oda Purfume and Hamlet Reggie's pet pig. (Now Hamlet and I will now attempt to Transform! Autobots Roll! [Oink oink] Good boy Hamlet. [Oink oink]) Then we stayed and talked to Mickey and harassed her for a while. Reggie, get that blue paint off your face! (Hey Papa Smurf why have you taken off your red spandex shorts?) I am not Papa Smurf, Reggie. [Reggie tackles Bill] Reggie {muffled} let me go. Get that off me! (Done, now lets sing the Smurfs theme song!) [Bill dressed like Papa Smurf.] Bye everyone. (LA LA LALA LA LA, skip all day long... Bye see you next time, same bat time same bat channel!) Wrong decade, Reggie!

-Bill & Reggie Foxworthy :o)

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