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Part I, Multiple choice. Choose the one best answer for each question.

The first thing I would like to do after completing the registration process in the hereafter is:

Meet God
Spend time with loved ones who've passed away
Astral travel around the universe
Have a beer and a pizza
Take a nap and hope this has all been some weird dream
Try to figure out how to get back
None of the above
I expect most of my time in the hereafter to be spent on:
Discovering latent talents within myself
Educating myself about history, religion, social sciences, etc.
Fishing and golf
Developing my body to its maximum health and athletic potential
Assisting the needy who are still suffering in life
Atoning for my past
None of the above

You've just been asked to spend the next 30 days working on a project. Which would you choose?
Building a house with 5 other people
Tutoring an illiterate child, one-on-one, teaching him/her to read
Being the creative director of a 10-person team launching an advertising campaign for an exciting new luxury car
Researching and writing a book about a foreign land
Spreading the word of God to a remote, primitive culture
I don't want to work on any projects, I just want to go fishing

Same question, different projects. Which would you choose?
Working with a group of 200 engineers and designers, creating a revolutionary vehicle that will make the automobile obsolete
Working in a large game preserve, taking care of rare species of animals in their natural habitat
Being the member of a pit crew on a successful race car team
Leading bicycle tours of 10-20 adults through scenic rural areas and mountain roads
Cleaning large office buildings after the workers have gone home at night, using the latest in modern janitorial supplies and equipment
Producing a record for a popular recording artist
Couldn't I just watch television instead?

You've now been given a 3 week vacation. Which would you choose?
Being alone on a tropical island with an attractive member of the opposite sex
Being alone on a tropical island with an attractive member of the same sex
A week of skiing, a week of white-water rafting and hiking, followed by a week of scuba diving
Taking a leisurely cruise on a ship, stopping at many ports around the world
Shopping in New York, Paris, and Beverly Hills
Backpacking in the woods, far away from everything, with 3 or 4 close friends
Visiting a country I've never been to before, to learn about their culture

One more time. You've now come back from your vacation. Which project would you choose.
Working at a computer with a team of 3 others, creating an exciting new programming language
Working independently, but as part of a larger research project, gathering data about human behavior through interviews with people
Working in a laboratory doing gene research on plants and animals in an attempt to cure diseases and grow better crops
Teaching the members of a village in a third-world country how to raise crops, build schools, and take better care of their health
Being the Chief Financial Officer of a large corporation, finding ways to cut costs and make the company more profitable
Being a cab driver in a small tourist town
Working as a physical therapist and athletic trainer for a professional sports team

Which statement best describes the type of live you've had?
A pretty ordinary life with fairly normal friends and family. I have not really participated in a lot of dangerous, unusual or exciting activities and I have not travelled all that much. I never experienced fame or wealth.
I've never been rich or famous, but I've been fortunate enough to have had some experiences and friends that have made me feel very grateful. My life has probably been better than most.
I've had to endure a lot of hardship and heartache in life. I've had some pleasures, of course, but I've been forced to deal with greater burdens than what most people have to encounter. I've spent a lot of time reflecting on how unfair life is.
I've had a much wider range of experiences than most people will ever know. I've traveled a lot and done a lot of wonderful and exciting things, but I've also had to endure some pretty serious heartaches and disappointments.
I really can't complain. Most people would love to have had the kind of life I've had. It's been one big amusement park ride.
My life has been very, very strange. You wouldn't beleive me if I told you, so don't get me started.
On the outside, I've gotten a lot of what I've wanted from life, but I've still been pretty much lonely and miserable.

What kind of movies do you like best?
Romantic comedies
An intense, engrossing drama, with great plot twists and strong character development
Whatever the latest hit film is that's playing
A serious love story that makes me cry
A fantasy movie about a time and place far different from the world I live in
Big budget action-adventure movies
Any of the above, depending on my mood
None of the above, I don't like movies

Which statement best describes your attitudes about working with others?
I prefer working with others in small to medium sized groups.
I'd just as soon be part of a large group without any special attention being given to my accomplishments.
I'm very self-directed and prefer to work alone with minimal interference from others.
The best situation is one in which there is one other person with whom I can have a special working relationship.
I prefer to lead, not follow. I enjoy taking on responsibility and directing others towards a common goal.
I'd prefer not to have a lot of responsibility and headaches. I work best under the direction of someone who clearly defines my duties for me and provides guidance and feedback when I need it.
I prefer not to work.

Which statement best describes your attitude about religion?
I belong to a particular faith, and attend services regularly, but I am tolerant of other faiths
I am extremely loyal to my faith and I am concerned that those who do not believe as I do have gone astray or may be in moral/spiritual danger
I am a spiritual person, but do not openly subscribe to any particular religious faith
I believe that a person's religious practices are less important than the way he/she conducts his/her life
It's difficult to pin me down on this topic because my views sometimes fluctuate
I'm taking a "wait-and-see" attitude
I am not really a religious or overly spiritual person, and I sometimes mistrust those who claim to be

With respect to religion, which statement best describes the afterlife you would feel most comfortable with?
One in which all members work towards the greater glory of God, in whatever way He chooses for us. It is not for us to decide our own destiny based on our limited wisdom.
One in which we are closely guided by beings more educated and spiritually enlightened than ourselves, in order to further our own spiritual development, in cooperation with God's plan for us.
One that is not a great deal different from life on earth. I will still get mad, cry, be selfish sometimes, and make mistakes. I think it is still important to have free will and the opportunity to make discoveries through trial-and-error. I'm only human.
One in which we are given the opportunity to go back and live another life, after giving careful consideration to the one we just lived. The hereafter is not a destination, it is only a resting place.
I don't believe in any kind of afterlife.
Booze, broads and Harleys- anything goes!
None of the above



Part II: Choose the one response, ranging from strongly agree to strongly disagree, which best expresses your attitude about each statement.

When I arrive in the hereafter, I would like to be greeted by people I knew who have passed away.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I am satisfied with the way I have treated other people in my life.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I would like to go back in time and re-live my life with what I know now.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I would like to be able to live forever.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

If someone asks me to do something, I have to know the reason why before agreeing to do it.

Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I often fatasize about being another person, or living a life completely different from my own.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I expect to have a lot of time in the afterlife for relaxing and enjoying myself.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

There is a lot of injustice in life that should be corrected in the afterlife.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I prefer group activities to spending time alone.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I prefer to make my own rules.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I have a lot of self-discipline
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

Sometimes it is okay to lie, if it doesn't hurt anyone.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I like animals.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

The devil is real and people who don't believe it are deceiving themselves.

Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I enjoy being around children.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I often question my own judgement when it is contrary to my peer group's opinions.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I try to avoid asking other people for favors, unless I absolutely have to.

Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

Too much silence makes me uncomfortable in most social settings.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I have a clear picture of what I think the herafter will be like.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

An individual's freedom is less important than what is best for society as a whole.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

People who have mistreated others should be punished for it in the afterlife, while people who have done good deeds should be greatly rewarded.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I often trust others to confront me honestly with my shortcomings and I welcome constructive criticism.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

A life without sin would be pretty boring.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I have the ability to focus intensely on one project or goal and see it through to completion, even if it takes longer than expected.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

Variety is the spice of life.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I feel guilty if I'm goofing off, doing nothing.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

Much of my anger results from not getting what I want out of life.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

People should mind their own business and not get involved in one another's problems.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

Physical pleasures, as experienced on earth, should be an important part of the afterlife.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I would enjoy helping or educating others who are less fortunate or gifted than myself.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

People make their own luck. If someone has a lot of misfortune, there is probably a good reason for it.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I would enjoy spending a majority of my time working in a large garden or farm, growing crops and raising animals.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

If I did not have to worry about making a living, my life would have been a lot different.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

There are not very many people I really like and respect.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I am concerned that there are many things that I enjoy that will not be acceptable in the hereafter.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I enjoy motivating and organizing the activities of others.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I would enjoy spending most of my efforts on working towards discovering cures for diseases and learning more about the human body.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I expect the afterlife to be just as full of challenges and struggles as life on earth.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I am concerned that I may need a lot of therapy in the hereafter in order to help me adjust, and to recover from the life that I've had.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I enjoy taking surveys such as this one.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree

I do not trust people in positions of authority.
Strongly agree
Somewhat agree
Neutral/No opinion
Somewhat disagree
Strongly disagree


Part III: More than one answer.

People you admire. If you could live a life like any of these famous people, which one(s) would you choose? (You may check more than one, but try to limit your choices to no more than 6-10 of your favorites)
Howard Stern John Lennon Elton John
Princess Di Joe Montana Joni Mitchell
Virginia Woolf Martin Luther King Don King
Steven King Billie Jean King Audrey Hepburn
Henry Ford Fidel Castro Mother Teresa
Pablo Picasso Elvis Presley Elvis Costello
Edgar Allan Poe Alfred Hitchcock Karl Marx
Groucho Marx Nelson Mandela Jim Morrison
Iggy Pop Mahatma Gandhi Bruce Lee
Jack Kerouac Bob Dylan Amelia Earhart
Ginger Spice Louis Pasteur Charles Darwin
Georgia O'Keeffe John F. Kennedy Imelda Marcos
Madonna Bill Gates Hugh Heffner Jane Goodall
Lee Iacocca Helen Gurley Brown Sigmund Freud
Martha Stewart Picabo Street Neil Armstrong

Adjectives that describe you: If someone who knows you very well were asked to describe you, which words would they choose? Remember, this is how someone else would describe you, not how you see yourself. This may be the most difficult question to answer honestly, but try to be objective. (Check as many as applicable)
Appreciative Agreeable Antagonistic Alienated
Aloof Accommodating Belligerent Boring
Bright Bossy Calm Cooperative
Confident Cautious Crazy Cute
Dogmatic Determined Demented Daring
Dull Dumb Energetic Easy-going
Entertaining Educated Fearful Frustrated
Generous Gregarious Honest Happy
Hateful Intelligent Idealistic Inspired
Inquisitive Independent Intense Introspective Jealous
Kind Kooky Lewd Lazy Motivated
Merciful Mean Moody Manipulative Neurotic
Nervous Open-minded Optimistic Personable
Pessimistic Prude Patient Quiet
Rude Resistant Rebellious Silly
Skeptical Satisfied Serious Selfish Suicidal
Shy Timid Uncontrollable Unpredictable Vain
Wise Wanton Weird Weak


Part IV: Free-form input. Following are text boxes which allow you to provide detailed answers to these open-ended questions.

What special skills or qualities do you have that are important for you to be able to use here?

Are there any special concerns/questions you have before we assign a counselor to help you with planning for your future in the hereafter?

They say you can't take it with you, but if you could bring one thing with you into the afterlife, what would it be and why?

Is there anything else about you that you feel is important for us to know before we integrate you into the social structure of the afterlife?


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