Martian Medley

Ingredient List
2 healthy Martians
15 Carrots
8 Potatoes
2 heads of Broccoli
2 table-spoons of butter
Flour and Water mixture

First kill, scale and de-bone the Martians. Rub them with salt, then cut them into julienne strips. While your'e at it, cut the carrots into julienne strips as well. Divide each potato into eighths, and seperate the parts of the Broccoli. Boil one huge pot of water with the butter. Drop in the julienne strips of Martian/carrot. Then put in the other vegetables. Once the meat has cooked, drop dabs of the Flour/Water mixture into the broth while it is still boiling. This will form dumplings. Your meal is ready to serve, just don't invite Marvin M. this time, we warned you. (He has a little problem, he thinks everything is solved with dynamite.)

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