Stupid/Funny Quotes
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That boy is useless; someone shot him and put him out of his misery. --Commander Falcon Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. --Gerald Ford While I write this letter, I have a pistol in one hand and a sword in the other. --Sir Boyle Roche Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. --Brooke Shields I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. --Dan Quayle To win in this league, you have to score more points than the other team. --John Madden The first one to die loses. --The President of the USA Hot Shots: Part Deux I'm gonna kill you until you die from it. --The President of the USA Hot Shots: Part Deux Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. --???? No food, drink, or ice cream. --A sign at the Berlin Auction L^Hopital's rule is for sissies...just be a man and use no calculations. --Proffessor Gundy, Calc II Professor We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees. --Jason Kidd I'm like the Pythagorean theorem; no one can figure me out. --Shaquille O'Neil How can you regulate suicide? If you're good at it, its over. --Jonathan McFall Polisci TA The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. --Murray Walker I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. --Greg Norman Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. --Alan Minter |
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