Quotes from friends

Me (I'm my own friend)
Mud dries slower than dirt.
Iced tea... its like tea... but with... iced...

The "DCC"
It the deadest thing alive!
Shut up cow or I'll make bacon out of you!
Shut your mouth and drink some water!
I have a question; how are we gonna penetrate each other?
Stop making fun of my stupidity.
Its impossible to win when you lose all your guys.
8 oz steak? That's weak, kid. I got a half pound!
One day, I was playing this game for like two days straight.
I'm in biology; I know about water.
I did get a chance to sleep around with him yet.

Smerfboy
I just came to come.
We just made that more dead.
If I was paralyzed from the neck down, I'd shoot myself.
I fell off the ground.

Lauren
One day, I was constapated for a week.
How long is forever?

The Travisty
Twenty nuggets for 5.99, do you know how many nuggets that is?
The one-eyed Jacks are the Jacks with one eye.

Rolandthunder
I'm gonna live the rest of my life however long that may be.