Look at the bug.
It's so cute and fuzzy.
Yes, fuzzy.
Few bugs are fuzzy,
But this one pulls it off nicely.
After class I'm going to save that bug.
It obviously doesn't want to be here.
I don't want to be here,
I want to be a fuzzy bug.
A caterpiller perhaps.
I think I would make a cute caterpiggle.
Ugh, caterpiggle is a digustingly cute word.
But hey, if I was a cater, piggle or otherwise,
I would find someone to carry my fuzzy bug self out of here,
As I would obviously have no use for Algebra.
How many bugs say stuff like
X leaves plus Y pieces of grass equals bug food?
None.
Probably because they don't talk,
But if they did I'm sure they wouldn't say that.
If I were a bug I wouldn't say that.
I'd talk about how cute and fuzzy I am,
Being the very immodest bug I am.
Or wish I was.
But I'm not.
Lucky bug.