Happy Flying Pig: WHO IS A "PIG"

Actually, there is a misunderstanding about the fact of when you can call or say that such or such person is a "pig". Generally when someone is call "pig" you immediately associate it with the animal in the facts that that particular person is fat, dirty, lazy, gross, impolite, imbecile, etc.; but even when this conception is not totally wrong there are other conceptions about what "pig" really stand for.

This page is dedicated to a different kind of "pig". The "pig" we refer here is of another kind. It represents other qualities and special abilities that are require for a person to be call a "pig".

Here is a list of things that may help you recognize a "pig":

If your couch has a crater where that person was sitting, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs are fat and heavy in most cases...but not all of them.

If that person causes a traffic jam in the order line of a fast food restaurant, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs eat a lot and when ordering food they do it for the equivalent of 2 or 3 persons.

If you can make a pyramid of the beer cans that person drank, maybe HE IS A "PIG" :Pigs drink a lot when they are sad, downhearted, depressed, tired, bored, upset, annoyed and unlucky, and also drink when they are happy, joyful, excited, lucky, etc. etc. etc.

If he watches the TV news instead of Baywatch, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs do not have a tendency to move if not totally necessary, and when the remote batteries wear down they rather watch anything on than stand up and change channels.

If he compares girls with beer cans, golf, fishing and little bunnies, maybe HE IS A "PIG": Pigs believe that there are no ugly women if there is enough alcohol.

If he eats the last hot dog remaining alone in the movie theater food shop, maybe HE IS A "PIG": Pigs eat anything that is eatable, digestible and does not move by itself.

If he belches in any occasion, no matter who is around, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs consider burps as a status symbol and major this as a second language, Belchium.

If he thinks formal clothing is a plot of the government conspiracy to submit people, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs understand that T-shirts, shorts and sneakers are suitable for any occasion since you can wear them all week and do not have to wash them after use.

If his favorite mascot is made out of paper, maybe HE IS A "PIG" : Pigs consider live animals to be a pest since you have to watch for them, and they may eat your food.

If he sleep on the floor because he can’t find the bed that is buried under all the stuff wandering around his bedroom, maybe HE IS A"PIG": Pigs are as organize as cheap mechanics are. There is no better place to put something than "there", when "there" means the floor, the bed, the closet, the desk, the toilet, the tub, etc.

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