THE HISTORY OF TROUT
You step into a large, shadowy temple made out of some strange rock. Before you can examine your surrounding very closely, the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders floats over.
"Welcome to the shrine of weirdness, where trout are considered a deadly weapon and the kiwi roam freely. This is NOT a place for those unfortunates who believe themselves normal." The disembodies head studies you for a moment then nods (although how it does this without a neck is a mystery) "Yes, you seem weird enough. You may continue".
You quickly walk on, wanting to leave the floating head as far behind as possible. As you walk through the shadowy darkness, you half see many odd sights.. A group of Smurf running away from a pack of wild kiwi, a huge war llama covered in armor plating, and two knights dressed entirely in cyan colored gummy (as in gummy bear) armor and with gummy swords! You just manage to dodge a flying trout when you find yourself standing in front of several large doors, each with a name little sign next to it. The signs read…
THE HISTORY OF TROUT