Some people ask me, "Jayne, what exactly do you do as communications           
manager for the biodiversity center?"                                           
                                                                                
	And I tell them: "I write the newsletter, maintain the web page, and           
take care of all sorts of important COMMUNICATIONS via the internet."           
                                                                                
		Not the least of which are sends much like this,                              
                                                                                
				(sent to me by a higher-up at Rutgers, FYI):                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
>            Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript.                               
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at           
>finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to            
>access their command pathways?"                                                
>                                                                               
>Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching               
>through                                                                        
>our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."                  
>(Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.)             
>                                                                               
>Riker: (looks puzzled.) "What the hell is `Microsoft'?"                        
>                                                                               
>Data: (turns to answer.) "Allow me to explain. We will send this               
>program, for some reason called `Windows', through the Borg command            
>                                                                               
>pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin                   
>consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."                            
                                                                                
Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter               
>their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"                  
>                                                                               
>Data: "Yes, Captain. But when `Windows' detects this, it creates a             
>new version of itself known as an `upgrade'. The use of resources              
>increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to      
adapt                                                                           
>                                                                               
>quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be             
>taken over and none will be available for their normal operational             
>functions."                                                                    
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Excellent work. This is even better than that `unsolvable             
>geometric shape' idea."                                                        
>                                                                               
>. . . 15 Minutes Later . . .                                                   
>                                                                               
Data: "Captain, we have successfully installed the `Windows' in the             
>Borg's command unit. As expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all           
>                                                                               
>available resources. However, we have not received any confirmation            
>of the expected `upgrade'."                                                    
>                                                                               
>Geordi: "Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and           
>CPU capacity, but we still have no indication of an `upgrade' to               
>compensate for their increase."                                                
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is          
>something we have missed."                                                     
>                                                                               
>Data: "Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in                     
>the'upgrade'.                                                                  
> Appearently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not           
>                                                                               
>sending in their registration cards."                                          
                                                                                
Riker: "Captain, we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin              
>emergency escape sequence 3F ...."                                             
>                                                                               
>Geordi: (excited) "Wait, Captain! Their CPU capacity has suddenly              
>dropped to 0% !"                                                               
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Data, what does your scanners show?"                                  
>                                                                               
>Data: (studying displays) "Appearently the Borg have found the                 
>internal `Windows' module named `Solitaire', and it has used up all            
available                                                                       
>CPU capacity."                                                                 
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Let's wait and see how long this `Solitaire' can reduce               
>their functionality."                                                          
>                                                                               
>. . . Two Hours Pass . . .                                                     
>                                                                               
>Riker: "Geordi, what is the status of the Borg?"                               
>                                                                               
>Geordi: "As expected, the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to                
>compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they           
>                                                                               
>successfully increase resources I have setup our closest deep space            
>                                                                               
>monitor beacon to transmit more`Windows' modules from something                
>called the `Microsoft Fun-pack'.                                               
>                                                                               
>Picard: "How much time will that buy us?"                                      
>                                                                               
>Data: "Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest           
>time span of 6 more hours."                                                    
>                                                                               
>Geordi: "Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."                      
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Identify."                                                            
>                                                                               
>Data: "It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft'             
>logo..."                                                                       
                                                                                
>(Over the speakers:) "THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT              
>FLAGSHIP _MONOPOLY_. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED             
>SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY             
>TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY."                                       
>                                                                               
>Data: "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and                  
>released thousands of humanoid-shaped objects."                                
>                                                                               
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft!"                           
>                                                                               
>Riker: "My God, captain! Those are human beings floating straight              
>toward the Borg ship - with no life support suits! How can they survive the    
>tortures of deep space?!"                                                      
>                                                                               
>Data: "I don't believe that those are humans, sir. If you will look            
>closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something                 
>recognized by twenty-first century man as doeskin leather briefcases, and      
>wearing Armani suits."                                                         
                                                                                
>Riker and Picard: (together - horrified) "Lawyers!!"                           
>                                                                               
>Geordi: "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent                 
>hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."                     
>                                                                               
>Data: "True, but appearently some must have survived."                         
>                                                                               
>Riker: "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with            
>all types of papers."                                                          
>                                                                               
>Data: "I believe that is known in ancient venacular as `red tape'. It          
>often proves fatal."                                                           
>                                                                               
>Riker: "They're tearing the Borg to pieces!"                                   
>                                                                               
>Picard: "Turn the monitors off, Data, I cant bear to watch. Even the           
>Borg doesnt deserve such a gruesome death!"                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
		Kinda corny, but all work and no play makes Jayne a dull girl                 
				 all work and no play makes Jayne a dull girl                               
				 all....                                                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
					Smile :)                                                                   
                                                                                
						Jayne