>Several years ago, some local stations showed a comercial for TNG:             
>(Sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)                 
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>     Jean Luc,                                                                 
>     Geordi's Specs,                                                           
>     Mysteries on the Holodecks                                                
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>     Asteroids,                                                                
>     Triple Droids,                                                            
>     Telepathic Betazoids                                                      
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>     Transporter                                                               
>     Deadly Claw                                                               
>     Visitor from LA Law                                                       
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>     Photons,                                                                  
>     No Kirk,                                                                  
>     Captain has gone berzerk                                                  
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>     Shuttlecraft,                                                             
>     Counselor Troi,                                                           
>     Doctor Crusher's little boy                                               
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>     Klingon Rites,                                                            
>     Parasites,                                                                
>     New Heights,                                                              
>     Phasor Fights,                                                            
>     Data's Head,                                                              
>     Tasha's Dead,                                                             
>     Riker's Hangin' by a thread                                               
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>     Celebration,                                                              
>     Transformation,                                                           
>     Everyone to battle stations                                               
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>     We didn't start the series,                                               
>     It's the Next Generation                                                  
>     on your favorite station                                                  
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>     We didn't start the series,                                               
>     But when we are gone it will                                              
>     still be on and on and on...                                              
>                                                                               
>     We didn't start the series...