>>Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word
>>"Pants" for key words:
>>
>>   
>>- We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or
>>  down.
>>   
>>- The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where
>>  it counts.
>>   
>>- I find your lack of pants disturbing.
>>  
>>- These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
>>  I suggest we use it.
>>   
>>- Han will have those pants down.  We've got to give him more
>>  time!
>>   
>>- General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
>>  
>>- I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
>>  
>>- TK-421. . .  Why aren't you in your pants?
>>  
>>- Lock the door.  And hope they don't have pants.
>>   
>>- You are unwise to lower your pants.
>>   
>>- She must have hidden the plans in her pants.  Send a detachment
>>  down to retrieve them.  See to it personally Commander.
>>   
>>- Governor Tarkin.  I recognized your foul pants when I was
>>  brought on board.
>>   
>>- You look strong enough to pull the pants
>>  of a Gundark.
>>   
>>- Luke. . .  Help me take...these pants off.
>>   
>>- Great, Chewie, great.  Always thinking with your
>>  pants.
>>   
>>- That blast came from those pants.  That thing's
>>  operational!
>>   
>>- A tremor in the pants.  The last time I
>>  felt this was in the presence of my old master.
>>
>>- Don't worry.  Chewie and I have gotten into a lot pants
>>  more heavily guarded than this.
>>   
>>- Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
>>   
>>- Your pants betray you.  Your feelings for them are strong.
>>  Especially one. . . Your sister!
>>   
>>- Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at
>>  the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
>>   
>>- Yeah, well short pants is better than no
>>  pants at all, Chewie.
>>   
>>- Attention.  This is Lando Calrissean.  The Empire has taken
>>  control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more 
>>  troops arrive.
>>   
>>- I cannot teach him.  The boy has no pants.
>>   
>>- You came in those pants?  You're braver than I thought.
>>   
>>- Yesssss.  The hate is swelling in your pants.
>>
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