JUST A FEW OF THE REASONS WHY STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE:
>
> 1.  In real life, people drive "the Pacer", "the Pinto", an"the Station Wagon"
>     In Star Wars, people drive "Speeder Bikes", "X-wing fighters", and "the
>     Millenium Falcon."
> 2.  In real life, bar fights with strange looking people are often looked at
 as
>     bad and sinful;
>     In Star Wars, bar fights with strange looking creatures is heroic and the
>     way of the just Jedi Knight.
> 3.  In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called crazy;
>     In Star Wars, people that talk to small fuzzy creatures are called
>     galactic ambassadors.
> 4.  In real life, people who dress up in tight plastic/leather outfits are
>     considered tacky and queer;
>     In Star Wars, they're called "Storm Troopers" and are feared by all.
> 5.  In real life, people often stink up the bathroom with their fecal odors,
>     toilet paper runs out, and people get diarrhea;
>     In Star Wars, no one has ever used the bathroom.
> 6.  In real life, tall hairy, humanlike creatures are rarely seen by backwoods
>     alcoholics, and are named ridiculous things like "Bigfoot" and
 "Sasquatch";
>     In Star Wars, tall hairy humanlike creatures are called Wookiees, and have
>     their own language, planet, social structure, and carry formidable
 weaponry
> 7.  In real life, people must deal with the problems of children;
>     In Star Wars, children do not exist.
> 8.  In real life, it is often difficult to understand the languages of others,
>     such as 7-11 employees, fast food window operators, and college profs.;
>     In Star Wars, everyone understands everybody, regardless of language
>     barriers.
> 9.  In real life, the extremely obese are often sadly shunned by society;
>     In Star Wars, the extremely obese Jabba the Hutt is a pimp daddy, and
>     has his own sail barge, lounge room, and scantily clad female dancers
>     to keep him occupied--he is envied by all.
> 10.  In real life, people often have problems doing simple mechanical things
>      like operating can openers, programming VCRs, and playing Nintendo;
>      In Star Wars, Droids do all the busy work in half the time.
> 11.  In real life, some people are complete losers;
>      In Star Wars, everybody has a story to tell that's worth listening to.
> 12.  In real life, people sometimes smell;
>      In Star Wars, people are never "ripe", and yet they need not shower.
>
> 	From this evidence, and future correspondence, I hope you can realize
> that Star Wars is better than real life, which means Star Wars is better than
> you and me.

>:::The following added 1994/04/28 13:23 by S0CX
>:: Lochinvar                          Gallantry & Chivalry

Appendage to #3:
Yes, but in real life the teddy bears never talk back..
Jim