The Top 13 Better Titles for the New "Star Wars" Movie 13.Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi ass. 12.Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt 11.Springtime for Vader 10.Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat 9.Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan. 8.Your turn, Steven. 7.The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog 6.Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask, Fanboy 5.Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron! 4.Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included) 3.Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man! 2.There's Something About Money and Top5's Number 1 Better Title for the New "Star Wars" Movie... 1.Come To Papa, You Geeks Check out the Runners Up submissions for this list! Selected from 123 submissions from 48 contributors. Today's Top Five List authors were: David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (15th #1) Hall of Famer Ann Bartow, Dayton, OH -- 2 Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 2 Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 3 Hall of Famer Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 4 (Wookie!) Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4 Kevin Freels, Burbank, CA -- 5, 8, 12 (Hat trick!) Email / Website Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 5 Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 6 Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 7 Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 9, Runner Up list name, Banner Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 10 Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 11 Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 13 Email Gregory Weinkauf, Canterbury, CA -- Topic Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer Bill Murray, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience © Copyright 1998 by Chris White The Top 5 List *--* top5@gmbweb.com *--* http://www.topfive.com To forward or repost, please include this section. You like to receive credit for your work, and so do we.