October 21, 1998 

      The Top 13 Acronyms Least Used In Personals Ads 


       13.UYFSOMWPOV -- Ugly Yet Financially Secure
Older Male
          With Plenty Of Viagra 

       12.JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 

       11.POJHFC -- President Of Jesse Helms Fan Club 

       10.CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 

        9.MSG S/G W/B M/F KOP WPFYB -- Moonwalking
          Single-Gloved Straight/Gay White/Black
Male/Female King Of
          Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 

        8.RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor 

        7.HAWGSOH -- Heroin Addict With Great Sense Of
Humor 

        6.VEBJ -- Very Expensive Boob Job 

        5.STLSM -- Showtune Loving Straight Male 

        4.SWFWHBTP -- Single White Female Who Has
Blown The
          President 

        3.EHWC -- Extremely Hairy White Chick 

        2.WARSADAP -- Works At Radio Shack And Drives
A Pinto 

          and the Number 1 Acronym Least Used In
Personals Ads... 

        1.WSFBFC -- Will Screw Fat Bastards for Cash 


         Check out the Runners Up submissions for this
list!


Selected from 134 submissions from 47 contributors. 
Today's Top Five List authors were: 

     Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 1 (6th #1) Email 
     Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 2 
     Vickie Neilson, Carlsbad, CA -- 3 Email 
     David Bryant, Columbia, MD -- 4 Email 
     Geoff Brown, Farmington Hills, MI -- 4 Email /
Website 
     Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 5, 8, 13 Email /
Website 
     Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 6 Email /
Website 
     Matt Loiselle, Detroit, MI -- 7 Email 
     Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- 9 Email 
     Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9, Runner Up
list name Email / Website 
     Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 10 Email

     Tony Hill, Minneapolis, MN -- 11 Email / Website
/ Hall of Famer 
     Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 12 Email / Hall of
Famer 
     Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 13 
     Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- Banner Tag 
     Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- Topic Email /
Website 
     Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Email / Hall of Famer 
     R.E.M., Athens, GA -- Ambience 


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