> > THE 12 DAYS OF A POLITICALLY CORRECT HOLIDAY
> SEASON
> >
> > On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed
> midwinter festival, my
> > significant other gave to me...
> >
> > 12 males reclaiming their inner warrior through
> ritual drumming,
> >
> > 11 pipers piping (plus the 18 members in good
> standing of the Musicians
> > Equity Union as called for in their union contract
> even though they
> > won't play a note...),
> >
> > 10 melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions
> of the patriarchal
> > ruling class system leaping,
> >
> > 9 persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
> >
> > 8 economically disadvantaged female persons
> stealing milk from enslaved
> > bovine-Americans,
> >
> > 7endangered swans swimming on federally protected
> wetlands,
> >
> > 6 enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen
> nonhuman products,
> >
> > 5 golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced
> domestic
> > incarceration,
> >
> > (Note: The calling birds, French hens and
> partridge have been
> > reintroduced to their native habitat.  To avoid
> further animal-American
> > enslavement, the remaining gift package has been
> revised.)
> >
> > 4 hours of recorded whale songs,
> >
> > 3 deconstructionist poets,
> >
> > 2 Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled
> processed tree carcasses,
> >
> > And a spotted owl activist chained to an
> old-growth pear tree.
> >
> > Have a Merry Christmas...I mean, have an enjoyable
> holiday season.
>