Name Warz By Jeremy Sale and John Rose A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was the trilogy. We're not sure what the Jar Jar these new things are, but beer.com used the force to find the worst rejected Star Wars: Episode II names. And we agree "Attack of the Clones" sucks too, so no submitting it. Rejected Star Wars: Episode II Names: 10. Three Wookies and an Ewok 9. Episode II: Just shut up and give me your money 8. Planet of the Binks 7. The Emperor's New Clones 6. Lawrence of Alderaan 5. Obi Wanna Cracker? 4. The Phantom Fury 3. Skywalker, Texas Ranger 2. Jedi McGuire 1. Dude, Where's My Landspeeder?