> > In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a
> > McDonald's hamburger last week.  Here's David Letterman's explanation: 
> > 
> > Top Ten List... McDonald's excuses for the condom in the Big Mac: 
> > 
> > 10. We were test marketing the new "McTrojan".
> > 9. Condom, Condiment - what's the damn difference. 
> > 8. It still tastes better than the Arch Deluxe.
> > 7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake.
> > 6. Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true. 
> > 5. We're experimenting with a new even happier Happy Meal.
> > 4. So what - a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway.
> > 3. Employees too embarrassed to say "Would you like condoms with 
> >    that".
> > 2. Drive-thru speaker broken - "Coke with lots of ice" sounded like 
> >   "Prophylactic device".
> > 
> > And finally...
> > 1. When you're serving billions and billions, you can't be too 
> >    careful.