> You Might Be From Louisville if...
> 
> ....you've shoveled 10 inches of snow and worn shorts in the
> same week.
> 
> ....you've experienced a "salt storm" after a 2 inch snow
> Fall, (there's
> more salt on the road than snow).
> 
> ....your international airport looks about the size of your
> average mall
> 
> ....the in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to than
> the
> national championship. (Go big Blue/Red)
> 
> ....you live in an area that occasionally gets considerable
> snowfall, frequent floods, and a tornado or two and has no
> capacity to
> deal with any of the above.
> 
> ....you pronounce the name of your city differently than
> anyone else in
> the country (Lullvull,Luavull, Lewisville, Looeyvul)
> 
> ....you sound like a hick to a majority of people outside
> Kentucky.
> 
> ....you think the rest of the people in Kentucky are hicks.
> 
> ....when asked where you're from you refer to Louisville as if
> it's not
> a part of kentucky so people don't automatically stereo-type
> you as a
> hick.
> 
> ....when you think "Kentucky" you don't automatically think
> horse racing
> or fried chicken.
> 
> ....you ask your doctor for an allergy cure and he tells you
> to move.
> 
> ....you've ever taken a winter coat along on a day that
> started out at
> 65 degrees
> 
> ....your cable tv or UofL tuition bill goes up between 5-10%
> every few
> months
> 
> .....every year you go to the Cincy Jazz fest like it's the
> biggest
> party in the world, but can't understand why people in Cincy
> make such
> a big deal about the KY Derby.
> 
> ....you or somebody you know works at Ford, GE, or UPS (or all
> 3!!)
> 
> ....If you invite people from out of town to come see Thunder
> over
> Louisville, and once they see it, come back every year!
> 
> ....Showcase used to be the best theater in world to go to;
> until Tinsel
> Town.
> 
> ....You've ever taken hospital curve doing 75 just to see if
> it could be
> done.
> 
> ....you hardly ever went to KY Kingdom, but as soon as it
> became Six
> Flags over Ky Kingdom you knocked down old ladies at Kroger to
> get
> your $40 season pass.
> 
> ....you've gone down to the great lawn to see the wonderful
> Sunsets.
> 
> ....While driving down 65N at night, you've referred to the
> Capital
> Holdings building to as "the big penis in the sky"
> 
> ....you know the importance of the Dirt bowl, Gripo's and Big
> red.
> 
> ....You think Papa Johns is the greatest pizza company on
> earth.
> 
> ....You don't follow baseball at all, but Louisville Slugger
> bats are
> the coolest.
> 
> ....you know that the mall in St Matthews is the only mall
> worth your
> time.
> 
> ....you are still complaining about Dillards buying out
> Bacons.
> 
> ....You brag about how great Louisville is, but when you bring
> people
> there you don't know what to do (this excludes the month of
> April
> through the first Sat. in May).
> 
> ....You claim you'll never live there again after college, but
> somehow
> you end up back home ;)