>> Quotes Taken from actual work performance evaluations:
>>      
>> 1.  "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
>>      shows signs of starting to dig."
>>      
>> 2.  "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
>>      curiosity."
>>      
>> 3.  "I would not allow this employee to breed."
>>      
>> 4.  "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of 
a
>>      definitely won't be."
>>      
>> 5.  "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a
>> rat
>>      in a trap."
>>      
>> 6.  "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
>>      whichever foot was previously in there."
>>      
>> 7.  "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
>>      
>> 8.  "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
>>      
>> 9.  "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
>>      achieve them."
>>      
>> 10. "This employee should go far  --  and the sooner he starts, the
>> better."
>>      
>> EVERYONE THINKS THIS LAST ONE IS THE BEST...
>>      
>> 11. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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"Never underestimate the power of a big heart" :)