>>>     The Top 9 Indications Your Family May be Dysfunctional
>>>
>>> 9.  New bill to ban assault weapons specifically mentions your family.
>>>
>>> 8.  Your vacations are planned through AA instead of AAA.
>>>
>>> 7.  Your mother and your preteen sister always fighting over the last beer.
>>>
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>>> 6.  In the middle of family reunion, FBI cuts power to ranch.
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>>> 5.  Bikers next door always complaining about the noise.
>>>
>>> 4.  Holidays usually celebrated by sniffing glue and kicking a toaster
>>> around the house.
>>>
>>> 3.  Family discussions usually begin with, "Put the gun down."
>>>
>>> 2.  Instead of saying grace before dinner, father reads a passage from
>>> Penthouse Forum.
>>>
>>> 1.  Thanksgiving Dinner consists of Wild Turkey instead of roast turkey.