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>:::The following added 1995/02/12 19:54 by JCORMIER
>:: Garrison Wildrose                  Patron, Floating Vagabond

Star Wars,  As directed by...

Quentin Tarrantino: "Luke, I'm your fuckin' father."

David Lynch: (seen through Darth Vader's breath mask, weird lights
in the background) "Luke, I am your son..."

Samuel Peckinpah: "I am your father." (Vader then hacks Luke into small
pieces with blood spurting everywhere)

Charlie Chaplin: "              "

Alfred Hitchcock: (sound of running water) "I am your father."

Oliver Stone: "It's a conspiracy to make you believe I am your father."

Frank Capra: "This is what your life would be like if I wasn't your
father."

Wes Craven: Darth--"I am your father."
            Luke-- "C'mon Luke...wake up...wake up...aaaaaaaggggggghhh!"

Jeremy Schraffenberger: "The turd is your father." (Obscure reference,
sorry.)


:)
JC