December 3, 1998 

                  ~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~ 
               Top5 explores the world of rap! Here's
Part I... 

             The Top 14 Least Popular Rap Songs 


       14."Baby Got Clap" 

       13."Top o' The Morn to You Too, Officer" 

       12."Let Us Reflect Calmly on Our Differences
and Avoid Conflict
          at All Costs" by Grand ChessMaster Irving 

       11."NHL!!! (It's where it's at!)" 

       10."Actually, Maybe I'm Not All That Great, and
My Sexual
          Prowess is Average at Best" 

        9."My New Minivan is Phat, Yo!" 

        8."Ol' Dirty Bacarach" 

        7."I'll Gladly Turn Down the Volume if it's
Bothering You" 

        6."I Feel Good When My Ho Comes First" 

        5."'G' is for Gangsta, and GAY!" 

        4."So You Touched It. Betcha Can't Touch
THIS..." 

        3."Dust, Dust, Bunnies" 

        2."Gimme Sum Dat Madeline Albright Boo-tay!" 

          and the Number 1 Least Popular Rap Song... 

        1."Smack My Bitch Up! But Then Apologize
Because It Wasn't
          The Ho's Fault Cuz I Wuz Really Projectin'
My Feelings For
          My Whack Boss Onto Her And That Ain't Cool,
G!" 


         Check out the Runners Up submissions for this
list!


Selected from 126 submissions from 45 contributors. 
Today's Top Five List authors were: 

     Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 1 (10th #1)
Email 
     Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 2 Email 
     Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Email 
     Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 4 Email / Website 
     Patrick Major, Dallas, OR -- 5 Email 
     Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 6 
     Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 7, 10, Topic Email /
Hall of Famer 
     LeMel Hebert-Williams, San Francisco, CA -- 8
Hall of Famer 
     John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 9 
     R.M. Weiner, Valencia, CA -- 10 Email 
     Jeff Downey, Raleigh, NC -- 11 Email 
     Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 12 Email 
     David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 13 Email /
Hall of Famer 
     Matt Moore, Fresno, CA -- 14 Email 
     Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- Banner Tag 
     Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- Runner Up list
name Email 
     Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
Email / Hall of Famer 
     Raw Stylus, whereabouts unknown -- Ambience 


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