>> >>A telephone exchange between a hotel guest and >> >> room service, at a hotel in Asia, which was >> >> recorded and published in the Far East Economic >> >> Review. You may find yourself talking "funny" for >> >> a while after reading this. It was nominated >> >> "best email of 1997". >> >> >> >> Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" >> >> >> >> Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service" >> >> >> >> RS: "Rye ... Ruin sorbees ... morny! Djewish to oder >> >> sunteen??" >> >> >> >> Guest: "Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and eggs" >> >> >> >> RS: "Ow July den?" >> >> >> >> G: "What??" >> >> >> >> RS: "Ow July den? ... pry, boy, pooch?" >> >> >> >> G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled >> >> please." >> >> >> >> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem ... crease?" >> >> >> >> G: "Crisp will be fine" >> >> >> >> RS: "Hokay. An San tos?" >> >> >> >> G: "What?" >> >> >> >> RS: "San tos. July San tos?" >> >> >> >> G: "I don't think so" >> >> >> >> RS: "No? Judo one toes??" >> >> >> >> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what >> >> 'judo one toes' means." >> >> >> >> RS: "Toes! toes! ... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow >> >> singlish mopping we bother?" >> >> >> >> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' >> >> Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine." >> >> >> >> RS:"We bother?" >> >> >> >> G: "No ... just put the bother on the side." >> >> >> >> RS: "Wad?" >> >> >> >> G: "I mean butter ... just put it on the side." >> >> >> >> RS: "Copy?" >> >> >> >> G: "Sorry?" >> >> >> >> RS:"Copy ... tea ... mill?" >> >> >> >> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all." >> >> >> >> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease >> >> baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and >> >> copy ... rye??" >> >> >> >> G: "Whatever you say" >> >> >> >> RS: "Tendjewberrymud" >> >> >> >> G: "You're welcome"