> Rejected Hallmark Cards 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>          1.So your daughter's a hooker, 
> > >   >>>             and it spoiled your day... 
> > >   >>>             Look at the bright side, 
> > >   >>>             she's a really good lay. 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>         2. My tire was thumping.... 
> > >   >>>              I thought it was flat.... 
> > >   >>>             when I looked at the tire.... 
> > >   >>>              I noticed your cat... Sorry 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>          3.You're bladder's removed 
> > >   >>>             and you're on the mends.... 
> > >   >>>             here are some flowers 
> > >   >>>            and a box of Depends. 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>         4.You've announced that you're gay, 
> > >   >>>            and  won't that be a laugh, 
> > >   >>>             when they find out you're one 
> > >   >>>             of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>         5.Happy Vasectomy! 
> > >   >>>            Hope you feel zippy! 
> > >   >>>             'Cause when I had mine 
> > >   >>>            I got really snippy. 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>           6.Heard your wife left you... 
> > >   >>>            How upset you must be... 
> > >   >>>             But don't fret about it .... 
> > >   >>>            She moved in with me 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>         7.Your computer is dead... 
> > >   >>>            it was once so great 
> > >   >>>            Now don't you regret 
> > >   >>>            Windows 98? 
> > >   >>> 
> > >   >>>          8.You totaled your car... 
> > >   >>>             but don't know why... 
> > >   >>>              could it have been... 
> > >   >>>              that case of Bud Dry? 
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