the mall has these dolphins in this tank,
and I thought 'hey, he could use a good fart on the head!' and then 'the
security guards were very nice to me as they escorted me to the door, i
guess they figured that dolphin's head could be their heads, and thus
didn't want to anger me. ondolph.wav
I don't like it when netscape freezes on me, I do
this: oncomp.wav
Sometimes I fart and literally crap my pants. This usually happens in class. inpants.wav
My brother Morge was sitting around one day, so I did this: onmorge.wav
I was watching my cat Ginger the other day she looked way to happy so I did this: oncat.wav
The exam.wav was created right after I wrote my math 30 final.